# Fourteen year old girls smuggling grapefruits in bikinis

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 16, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fourteen-year-old-girls-smuggling-grapefruits-in-bikinis/169204 "2003-04-16T23:40:06Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fourteen-year-old-girls-smuggling-grapefruits-in-bikinis/169204/41 "2003-04-18T17:56:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zebra \*  
> **On the one hand you can look at their hips. A 14 years olds hips will not have spread out and from below the chest their lines go straight up and down.**

A buddy of mine’s 13 or fourteen year old SIL, has got a nice, wide set of birthing hips. I pity the doc who has to handle it when she gives birth. That kid’s gonna shoot out of her like a shot from a gun!  
When I first met her, I pegged her age as being roughly 16 or 17. She carried herself like a teenager and certainly acted like one. From her build, etc., etc., I concluded that she was on the verge of being legal (and yes, certain thoughts did race through my head). Then I find out that she’s _twelve_! (And, yes, I did feel horribly dirty about my earlier thoughts.) Twelve years old and she already stood almost 5’10", in the years since I met her, she’s grown to be my height, has grapefruit sized breasts, and if she hold’s still, you’d think that she was eighteen or better. She also has a tremendous crush on me, so I do all I can to avoid contact with her.

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