# Fox fucks find faux UFO **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2024, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319 "2024-05-31T10:15:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/1 "2024-05-31T10:15:13Z")
Right below their coverage of the Trump verdict they have a completely serious newspiece about cloaked aliens stopping to repair their ship in Las Vegas. This earth-shaking news will no doubt reshape the course of human history. > **[Las Vegas aliens 'try to stave off pesky humans,' expert says: 'What are they...](https://www.foxnews.com/us/las-vegas-aliens-try-stave-off-pesky-humans-expert-says-speculates-what-doing-here)** > > A crime scene reconstruction analyst and reporter analyzed video of a reported UFO landing and alien sightings and said it's "undeniable evidence that we are not alone." ---
**Author:** ![Boudicca90](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boudicca90/32/16818_2.png) [@Boudicca90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boudicca90)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/2 "2024-05-31T10:23:35Z")
Why are we bothering the aliens? Maybe they are just in Vegas to see a show and do some gambling. It is Faux News though, so maybe they took “illegal aliens” a little too literally. 😄 Love the alliteration in the title. ---
**Author:** ![Palooka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/palooka/32/2902_2.png) [@Palooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palooka)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/3 "2024-05-31T11:10:41Z")
So like… the crime scene expert helps put in jail with these techniques and analysis? That ain’t good. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/4 "2024-05-31T11:28:14Z")
I tried to read the article - I really did. I just couldn’t. It hurt my brain… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/5 "2024-05-31T11:34:12Z")
Why do they always have to be green. . . ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/6 "2024-05-31T11:36:51Z")
Space sickness. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/7 "2024-05-31T11:55:03Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Why do they always have to be green. . . > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Space sickness. - Caught from Ruby Rhod. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/8 "2024-05-31T13:04:25Z")
Apparently I’ve reached my monthly limit of free FOX News articles. I prefer to get my alien news from an organization with more journalistic integrity than FOX, such as [Weekly World News](https://weeklyworldnews.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/9 "2024-05-31T13:13:20Z")
The levels of woo here are brainsplitting. When you walk into a yard and see nothing, that’s just proof of how advanced the aliens are! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/10 "2024-05-31T13:36:22Z")
Damn. Here I am without aluminum foil in the house. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/11 "2024-05-31T13:39:33Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Damn. Here I am without aluminum foil in the house. - Build a helmet from clothespins. The springs will provide partial shielding. Not as good as foil but it will do in a pinch. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/12 "2024-05-31T15:20:58Z")
If I line my attic with foil, does that mean I can get away without a foil hat in the house? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/13 "2024-05-31T15:30:26Z")
I thought “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/14 "2024-05-31T15:44:52Z")
Foiled again! ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/15 "2024-05-31T16:06:54Z")
> [@Boudicca90](#): > > It is Faux News though, so maybe they took “illegal aliens” a little too literally. Well, _did_ they obtain a visa and pass through an immigration checkpoint? Next thing you know they’re going to try to vote! ---
**Author:** ![SoToasty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sotoasty/32/2803_2.png) [@SoToasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoToasty)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/16 "2024-05-31T16:16:08Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Build a helmet from **clothespins**. The springs will provide partial shielding. > Not as good as foil but it will do in a **pinch**. Haha, clothespins/pinch. I see what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/17 "2024-05-31T16:42:03Z")
> [@WildaBeast](#): > > Well, _did_ they obtain a visa and pass through an immigration checkpoint? Next thing you know they’re going to try to vote! This demands a deep dive investigation. Someone get Clark Kent on the phone! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/18 "2024-05-31T17:06:39Z")
Nooooo! Tony Stark. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/19 "2024-05-31T17:19:27Z")
I didn’t bother to read the “article,” but I wonder if Fox does this sort of thing so that the next time they are sued for billions of dollars, they can point to it and say “See - we are NOT a news outlet - we are ‘entertainment.’” ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/20 "2024-05-31T17:51:50Z")
Today I learned that the [demonym](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonym) of Las Vegas is Las Vegans. Wonder who eats more meat, them or the space travellers from [Vega](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vega). I also wonder whether a cloaking device trumps a tinfoil hat or the other way around. A tinfoil hat is easier to manufacture, I guess. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319.md?page=2)