# Fox fucks find faux UFO **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2024, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319 "2024-05-31T10:15:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/21 "2024-05-31T18:35:52Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > A tinfoil hat is easier to manufacture, I guess. No, it isn’t. In order to stop alien mind control, it has to be manufactured to exacting specifications, as detailed in the instructions below. When properly constructed, you will look like this gentleman, who is safe from alien mind control waves: [![](https://www.stopabductions.com/images/new/michael-wearing-helmet.jpg) ](https://www.stopabductions.com/images/new/michael-wearing-helmet.jpg) > **[Stop Alien Abductions | Home Page](https://www.stopabductions.com/)** > > How to make a device that stops alien abductions. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/22 "2024-05-31T19:01:17Z")
Wait, I’m confused. That web site says “The Thought Screen Helmet stops space aliens from abducting humans” but then also says “If you are abducted by aliens, this helmet will work for you”. Seems to me that if you’re abducted by aliens, the helmet has already failed. It also says “It’s been used successfully by former abductees for 25 years.” Well, duh, that doesn’t prove anything. Everyone knows that aliens only abduct a person at most once. Even more intriguing, it says “The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only one failure since 1999.” I want to hear about that one failure! And “several types of aliens?” It doesn’t work against ALL aliens?? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/23 "2024-05-31T19:10:14Z")
I believe this “gentleman” is an alien himself, trying to fool people of goodwill and little brain to buy this alien atractor device. You can see how much _he_ is attracted to them: he has at least two! They work, but not the way he claims and you expect! Beware! ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/24 "2024-05-31T21:01:38Z")
Wanted for questioning from a more reputable news source… [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Bat_Boy.PNG) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Bat_Boy.PNG) ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/25 "2024-05-31T21:04:06Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > If I line my attic with foil, does that mean I can get away without a foil hat in the house? No, but you can bake potatoes in your attic, which is a nice option. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/26 "2024-05-31T21:11:38Z")
I knew someone who lined her attic with foil. It wasn’t for alien protection or baking, though; she was growing some indoor … “plants” and used the foil to enhance the amount of usable light from the grow lights. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Passing\_Through](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Just\_Passing\_Through](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Passing_Through)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/27 "2024-06-01T11:52:40Z")
A: If the outlanders have a cloaking device, home come we can see them? B: If the outlanders have a cloaking device, home come they are only out at night? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319/28 "2024-06-01T12:51:18Z")
The only outlander that came home in the end was ET, and that was just a movie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-fucks-find-faux-ufo/1002319.md?page=1)