# Fox steals more than 100 shoes ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 13, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652 "2009-06-13T09:42:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/1 "2009-06-13T09:42:51Z")

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…in [Foehren,Germany.](http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE55B3KL20090612) .

A vixen stole them the front doors for her cubs to play with. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/2 "2009-06-13T11:15:54Z")

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Damn pre-vert fox.

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/3 "2009-06-13T13:40:05Z")

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I’ve heard of fox stoles, but this is ridiculous.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/4 "2009-06-13T13:57:18Z")

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I totally thought this was going to be like, Rupert Murdoch being evil.

I wish we had pics of cute fox babies playing with shoes, though.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/5 "2009-06-13T14:00:11Z")

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> Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.

I would think the kits would have chewed them up.

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**Author:** ![Mojo\_Pin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mojo\_Pin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo_Pin)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/6 "2009-06-13T15:09:08Z")

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This is kinda funny, I saw on a tv show over here in Korea there was a small village out in the country and a wild dog was stealing all the shoes. The shoes were strewn all over the hill behind the village.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/7 "2009-06-13T15:13:47Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I would think the kits would have chewed them up.

Are they kits or pups?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/8 "2009-06-13T15:43:25Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> Are they kits or pups?

I’ve always heard kits. Wiki ways they may be called [kits, cubs or pups.](http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_young_fox_called) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/9 "2009-06-13T17:06:33Z")

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> A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox’s den and found a trove of footwear down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals’ front doors.

Apart from the slim possibility that a shoeshine person travels round Foehren by night, is there any reason why the citizens of that fair town would leave their shoes outside their front doors?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/10 "2009-06-13T17:22:47Z")

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> Apart from the slim possibility that a shoeshine person travels round Foehren by night, is there any reason why the citizens of that fair town would leave their shoes outside their front doors?

I’m guessing it’s so they don’t track mud into the house.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/11 "2009-06-13T17:54:52Z")

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> [@indian](#):
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> ..in [Foehren,Germany.](http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE55B3KL20090612) .
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> A vixen stole them the front doors for her cubs to play with. 🙂

Aaaawwwww.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/12 "2009-06-13T17:58:20Z")

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To make up for no foxies playing with shoes:

[![](http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles31237.jpg) ](http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles31237.jpg)

[http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/871/75024178.JPG](http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/871/75024178.JPG)

[![](http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fennec1.jpg) ](http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fennec1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/13 "2009-06-13T18:08:05Z")

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy Hush Puppies.

I actually saw the thread title and thought:

“Oh brother, yet another crazy Glenn Beck stunt?”

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**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/14 "2009-06-13T20:51:13Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> I actually saw the thread title and thought:
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> “Oh brother, yet another crazy Glenn Beck stunt?”

Hah, that was more or less my first thought too. But color me also disappointed at the lack of photographs of adorable baby foxes playing with stolen shoes.

> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> To make up for no foxies playing with shoes:  
> [http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles31237.jpg](http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles31237.jpg)  
> [DK Books](http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/871/75024178.JPG)  
> [http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fennec1.jpg](http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fennec1.jpg)

Awwww. 😃

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**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/15 "2009-06-13T21:00:44Z")

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Years ago wnen we lived in upstate New York, my wife left her shoes out on the back patio. One by one, they disapeared. We looked all over without success. Then one day a neighbor was looking for his dog in the woods behind our hosue and came across a huge pile of shoes, half of which were buried.

Apparantly his dog had been stealing them from all over the neighborhood and burried them out in the woods. The guy allerted all the neighbors and they and my wife went there and reclaimed most of the shoes that had been stolen. Oddly, the dog had not chewed them up, just had a shoe fetish, I guess. Not as cute a story as the foxes, but still very funny for us.

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/16 "2009-06-13T21:34:23Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I’m guessing it’s so they don’t track mud into the house.

I’ll buy that.

The reason it didn’t occur to me is because I’ve lived in some areas where shoes left outside at night would definitely be stolen, and it wouldn’t be a fox doing the stealing. Even though my current location is more secure in this regard, I’ve carried on with the quaint custom of leaving my shoes in a closet overnight.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/17 "2009-06-13T22:29:02Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> [http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fennec1.jpg](http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fennec1.jpg)

You should be shot, or at the very least severely fined for posting that image. Do you want to send me into diabetic shock ;)?

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/18 "2009-06-13T22:57:24Z")

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[More foxness](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/01/funny-pictures-a-new-add-on/)

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**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/19 "2009-06-14T00:22:53Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> To make up for no foxies playing with shoes:  
> [http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fennec1.jpg](http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fennec1.jpg)

I. want. a. FENNEC.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fox-steals-more-than-100-shoes/499652/20 "2009-06-14T01:30:02Z")

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For an opposing viewpoint, let’s hear from the [BBC](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/leicestershire/8030168.stm)

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> The owners of a cat with a passion for socks are leafleting their neighbours in the Loughborough area to see if they are missing any.
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> Henry, who is now a year old, has taken at least 57 socks although it is still unclear whether he gets them from washing lines or people’s houses.

> [@KlondikeGeoff](#):
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> Apparantly his dog had been stealing them from all over the neighborhood and burried them out in the woods. The guy allerted all the neighbors and they and my wife went there and reclaimed most of the shoes that had been stolen. Oddly, the dog had not chewed them up, just had a shoe fetish, I guess. Not as cute a story as the foxes, but still very funny for us.

I had a question I was going to ask rhetorically of the citizens of Foehren, but I can ask you instead.

Chewed up or not, do you actually wear shoes again after they’ve been stolen by an animal and buried?

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