# Fractured Christmas Carols

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-christmas-carols/336976
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 23, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-christmas-carols/336976 "2005-12-23T15:44:21Z")
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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-christmas-carols/336976/1 "2005-12-23T15:44:21Z")

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If you’re offended by people making up different – probably raunchy – lyrics to Christmas carols, you’d better leave now. Otherwise, make up some lyrics and post them here! I’ll start with a fractured _Good King Wenceslas_.

_Once a good king went to sea  
And his name was Wencel  
He ate oysters so that he  
Could put lead in his pencil  
Buggering the cabin boy  
Wencel thought was dandy  
Wencel was a goodly king  
But a trifle ra-an-dy!_