# Fractured Movie Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 22, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961 "2005-05-22T16:51:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/61 "2005-05-25T19:13:01Z")
**Dorky Park** A detective in Redmond, Washington must find out who killed two programmers who may have been trying to escape from Microsoft. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/62 "2005-05-25T19:18:20Z")
**The Malted’s Falcon** Humphrey Bogart drives his new Ford to the pharmacy. Little does he know that the soda jerk has plans for that car … ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/63 "2005-05-25T20:12:37Z")
**The Year of Living Johnny Dangerously** - Mel Gibson and Joe Piscopo as journalist and gangster in “Mob Era” Indonesia. ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/64 "2005-05-25T21:52:25Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > **The Man Without a Race** : the story of a disfigured man who befriends, mentors, then is suspected of molesting a young man. Starring Michael Jackson. Oh how I laughed ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/65 "2005-05-25T22:08:00Z")
**Gone With The Wind** Clark Gable has a super high tech watch (well, high tech for 1939) with all sorts of gizmos and gears. In fact, it is so finely tuned that if you wind it just wrong … ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/66 "2005-05-25T22:12:32Z")
**Of Moose and Men** A documentary exploring the strange sexual habits in northern Maine. **Oh brothel, where art thou** A lonley GI in Iraq looks for some action. **How the Test was Done** A riveting look at the number two pencil. **They Came in Outer Space** Romance blossems on the Space Shuttle and the 5 mile high club is born. **Pebble without a Clause** The tragic true story of how the youngest Flintstone was cheated by Movie Moguls ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/67 "2005-05-25T23:18:23Z")
**That Darn Cat, with Eggroll** an expose of Asian cuisine in the US. \*\*100 and 1 Crustations \*\* a documentary of the Lobster eating contest in Saco, Maine ---
**Author:** ![SlyFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SlyFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlyFrog)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/68 "2005-05-25T23:45:09Z")
“What is Lindsay Lohan?” ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/69 "2005-05-25T23:59:46Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > **That Darn Cat, with Eggroll** an expose of Asian cuisine in the US. Hee hee! ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/70 "2005-05-26T08:24:56Z")
**A Fistful of Collars** Clint Eastwood plays a strip club bouncer. **True Grits** The Duke takes lessons from Alton Brown. (ok, so there was a Good Eats episode by that name, I’m taking a cheap shot.) **The Secret of Mîm** Morgoth really wants to know! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/71 "2005-05-26T13:34:15Z")
**Star Trek III–The Search for SH\*T** –#2 goes looking for Klingons on Uranus ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/72 "2005-05-26T13:50:39Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > **A Fistful of Collars** Clint Eastwood plays a strip club bouncer. this one struck me as really funny. Maybe it was watching my buddy escorted out that did it. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/73 "2005-05-26T17:28:39Z")
**Missin’ Imp: Possible?** The movie debut of cartoon character Kim Possible. A lawn gnome has been stolen and she’s the #1 suspect! **The Bad Noose Bares** The story of a klutzy nudist lynch mob. **Schwingin’ in the Rain** The long anticipated sequel to Wayne’s World 2. And it’s a musical! **The Hound of Music** Sherlock Holmes tracks down a mysterious murderous mastiff. And it’s a musical! **Diddler on the Roof** Mmmm. Nah, I’d better not. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/74 "2005-05-26T17:50:04Z")
**About A Goy** : Hugh Grant, trying to escape the mob tries to impersonate a rabbi in this ripoff of _Sister Act_. **The Bachelor And The Sobby Boxer** : Cary Grant trains Shirley Temple for the Golden Gloves, but she cries every time someone hits her. **Up In Smokey** : Cheech and Chong do a Forest Service porn parody. **The Eiger Suction** : Clint Eastwood breaks all vaccuum cleaner sales records in Carmel. I tell ya, I’m addicted! ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/75 "2005-05-26T18:06:54Z")
**Divine Secrets Of The Yo-Yo Brotherhood** : Divine Brown, Divine, Father Divine and YoYo Ma star in this weird parody of a popular chick flick. **The Flasher King** : Robin Willya exposes himself more than ten thousand times without getting caught. **Double Jeopardy Doo-Dah** : Joel Chandler Harris takes on Ken Jennings in the _Don’t That Beat All Jeopardy Tournament Of Ultimate Champions_. Somebody shoot me, please. I can’t stop myself! ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/76 "2005-05-26T18:47:52Z")
**The Pelican’s Briefs** : Julia Roberts has a strange method of protecting an endangered species. **Send Me No Followers** : A hermit played by Rock Hudson wants to be left alone on the mountaintop. **A Street Cur Named Desire:** Stray bitch has adventures . . . and three litters by movie’s end. **Young Franken’s Stein** : Youthful Al buys huge beer stein on trip to Germany. **Bonfire Of The Hannitys** : Al Franken lights up the studios of opposing political pundit and cohorts. **Last Tango In Pairs** : Brando invents a new dance requiring three people. Okay, I admit it. I have way too much time on my hands. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/77 "2005-05-26T19:02:29Z")
Spitted Away: A young Japanese girl spits on a Shinto shrine. Weird stuff ensues. The Seven Sam-I-Ams: They’ll make you eat green eggs and ham. The Winds Of Mayonnaise: I got nothin’ :smack: Lupin The 3rd: The Castle Of Colesterol: Lupin The 3rd goes on a diet! and one really obscure one: The Puppy Masters: A mysterious force is taking over mankind and it’s really cute! ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/78 "2005-05-26T19:05:18Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > and one really obscure one: > The Puppy Masters: A mysterious force is taking over mankind and it’s really cute! I like that one best, but then I’m pretty obscure. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/79 "2005-05-26T20:05:55Z")
**Dirty Harry, Crazy Mary** : Harry Callahan is called out of retirement to help catch a serial killer whose MO is eerily similar to some unsolved murders from the '70s. Problem is, the only known witness to the earlier murders has been institutionalized. ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/80 "2005-05-26T22:09:25Z")
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