# Fractured Movie Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 22, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961 "2005-05-22T16:51:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/81 "2005-05-26T22:24:26Z")

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**Plop Fiction** : The story of a real drip.

**The Mouse That Roared Of The Greasepaint, The Smell Of The Crowd** : Anthony Newly shines as the Barnum & Bailey’s first rodent ringmaster.

**The Hoarse Soldiers:** Civil War soldier John Wayne argues with sawbones William Holden over the best method to cure the troops of laryngitis.

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/82 "2005-05-26T23:33:49Z")

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_ **Cohen The Boybarian** _: Gripping coming-of-age story  
_ **2 Fast 2 Furry-ous** _: Wile E. Coyote joins the ricer set in order to catch and eat his arch nemesis Accelerati incredibulis  
_ **The Avatar** _:Shy recluse descends into madness while designing message board graphics  
_ **The Dogs of Lordtown** _:A story of the unwated pet population of ancient Jerusalem  
_ **Beguine the Batman** _: A young caped crusader adapts his crimefighting style from rumba dance moves.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fractured-movie-titles/304961/83 "2005-05-27T03:12:32Z")

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**Strange Doctorlove**  
A charming tale of life, love, and precious bodily fluids among the scientists of Project Paperclip.

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