# Francesca! Tequila Mockingbird! GET IN HERE! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 16, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741 "2001-10-16T15:53:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/1 "2001-10-16T15:53:41Z")
Okay, so this one right here is my 1000th. 'Quila has 999. Francesca has 994. We all know my abhorrence for self-serving, self-centered post-count parties…which is why I’m using mine to celebrate Y’ALL’S!!! Mwahahahahahaha. The depressing part is that I’ve been here months longer than you guys and we’re hitting at the same time. THE HORROR. Anyhow, I think we’re an Unholy Triumvirate who should celebrate ourselves and each other, so I’m here celebrating the both of yez. Neener neener. And I always said I’d say this in my k-eth post, so here it is: **Me too.** Mwahahahahahahahahahah. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/2 "2001-10-16T15:54:44Z")
For the record, I’d like to “celebrate” with each of you. Individually, or in groups, it matters not. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/3 "2001-10-16T16:01:43Z")
Now if you had done it yesterday then I could have joined you by celebrating my second anniversary on the boards. Woo hoo to Hama, TM and Fran… you rock individually and as a group (trying to avoid the obligatory group sex reference 😉 ) Keith ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/4 "2001-10-16T16:04:05Z")
woohoo’s to all!! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/5 "2001-10-16T16:17:28Z")
I wanna go on record of saying “Penis Penis Penis” just so my 1000th post is about dick. And, thanks for the reminder that I have no freaking life hence the post count. You suck, Hama [sub]and very well too, might I add[/sub]. Congrats on being as addicted to this place as I am Fran…now hurry up and waste those last 6 posts. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/6 "2001-10-16T16:32:08Z")
Good for y’all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/7 "2001-10-16T16:33:55Z")
Congratulations to you three ladies [sub]it is ok to call you that, isn’t it?[/sub] on your figures. I never knew 36-26-36 added up to 1000! Here’s to all of you enjoying posts as often as you like, even though they may be hard. And **Hama** , even though it took a little while longer for your post reach it’s size, remember size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use those posts. [sub]Gee, I hope noone misinterprets that.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/8 "2001-10-16T17:17:33Z")
Unholy Triumvirate?–great-band-name- Congrats-girls-I-guess-this-means-we-need-triple-the-amount-of-booze,naked-wimmins-and-greased-ferrets-to-make-this-an-official-SDMB-post-count-party. :pulls-three-ferrets-and-a-bottle-of-olive-oil-out-of-her-bag-and-gets-to-greasin…: Ok-who’s-got-the-tequila??? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/9 "2001-10-16T17:18:35Z")
argh!damn-smilies ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/10 "2001-10-16T17:28:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*Ok-who’s-got-the-tequila??? \*\* I dibs Tequila!!! Oh, wait…did you mean beverage? _blush_ ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/11 "2001-10-16T18:49:57Z")
funny, nobody cared about my 1000th post ☹ ☹ ☹ [sub]no post count parties for pezpunk[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/12 "2001-10-16T18:55:28Z")
A hearty “yee-haw” to all involved. You’re all quite beautiful people, and I hope you stick around. Congratulations, **pezpunk**. Hey, _I_ think you’re cool. I like both pez and punk. If you’d worked “peanut butter” or “cheese” into your name somewhere, I might’ve even gone gay for you. Ah well. Your loss. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/13 "2001-10-16T19:50:27Z")
Ohhhh…the images I’m getting…\ Well, I’ve had fun reading y’alls stuff and even meeting most of the _U-T_. BTW, happy 1,999 **Odie** and happy 1021, **Pez**. 'Course, I _should_ ignore each and every one of you, since you’re not coming to OhDope, but I just can’t, I dig ya that much. **Hama** , now that you’ve gotten a feel for the place, do you think you could knock off all the flirting, it’s getting cloying. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/14 "2001-10-16T19:54:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*I wanna go on record of saying “Penis Penis Penis” just so my 1000th post is about dick. And, thanks for the reminder that I have no freaking life hence the post count. You suck, Hama [sub]and very well too, might I add[/sub]. Congrats on being as addicted to this place as I am Fran…now hurry up and waste those last 6 posts. \*\* If you do a search on “Hama and Fran, suck my dick!” it leads directly to this post. Hmmmm. Not that I was searching on that phrase or anything, just pointing out the facts. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/15 "2001-10-16T20:49:12Z")
Wow, whatta triumvirate. I don’t even know what to say… I’m all twitterpated! 😉 Happy 1 k to you guys. It’s been a pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/francesca-tequila-mockingbird-get-in-here/87741/16 "2001-10-17T12:03:37Z")
mmmmm… My **warmest** congratulations to all of you 1K’ers!!! …and Hama… thanks for going out of your way to point out this interesting fact, and let all of us have a chance to _congratulate_ the 3 of you together!! [sub]Where’s the hottub??[/sub]:rolleyes: