# Franglais
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 23, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257 "2000-09-23T07:01:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/1 "2000-09-23T07:01:13Z")
Il est late dans l’ evening et je suis bored.
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### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/2 "2000-09-23T07:07:52Z")
Le Hamburger
Le Bulldozer
C’est tout le mot L’American, n’cest pas?
Et, le voila, le amplificateur.
Kill me now… kill me now…
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### Author:  [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/3 "2000-09-23T07:13:38Z")
Oui, me aussi.
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### Author:  [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/4 "2000-09-23T07:17:23Z")
Bonjour et welcome to une thread pointless. Je vais be ton host, Monsieur Lazarus7.
Si tu look to la gauche et la left, tu vais see les exits emergency.
Dans l’event du landing eau, ton brain will serve as un device de la flotation.
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### Author:  [@jabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabe)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/5 "2000-09-23T07:22:35Z")
donde estas tu? viva la resistance!!
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### Author:  [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/6 "2000-09-23T07:26:09Z")
va te faire foutre, ou quelque chose comme ca.
oh la la, je regrettais.
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### Author:  [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/7 "2000-09-23T09:09:49Z")
je pense que les people who are posting ici n’ understand pas le point ou la format des posts qui people should put ici.
Think et regard les posts et see si tu vous understandez.
_le grin_
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/8 "2000-09-23T11:48:23Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lazarus7 \*
> **Si tu look to la gauche et la left, tu vais see les exits emergency.**
“La gauche et la left”?! C’est mauvais! C’est ne pas right!
:ducking et courant:
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/9 "2000-09-23T11:53:35Z")
Je made le error en mon post, sans le preview button!
“La gauche et la left”?! C’est mauvais!
Vous avez no right!!!
Maintenant, le pun terrible makes plus sense.
Encore, :ducking et courant!:
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### Author:  [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/10 "2000-09-23T15:10:36Z")
C’est onze o’clock du matin et je suis bored aussi. Je ne veux pas grader les papers de mes etudiantes. J’aime cet thread porquoi quand je try to parler francais je often forget les mots importants. Y a veces je recorde las palabras espagnoles instead.
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### Author:  [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/11 "2000-09-23T15:15:34Z")
et maintenon, je regrette quite a bit les class de fracais that je took in l’ecole du high.
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### Author:  [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/12 "2000-09-23T15:22:38Z")
My amie et I parle Franglais all the temps.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/13 "2000-09-23T15:24:50Z")
Je suis dans le office, et je suis tres, very
bored. Le demain, je will etre at le Flea Market
de Broadway. Lundi, je will etre broke.
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### Author:  [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/14 "2000-09-23T15:29:46Z")
Je pense que toute vous autre viens d’ici. Viens tu from Shediac?
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### Author:  [@Fyodor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fyodor)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/15 "2000-09-23T15:41:54Z")
Let me try and tell an old old joke I heard as a child from my Quebequois friends.
Deux Quebeqois conduisant a Floride. Un tourne a l’autre et disait: Quand on arrive a la borde noue parlerons seulment en Anglais. Il faut pratique en Anglais avant d’arriver en Floride. Apres un bout de temps un tourne a l’autre.
“Saturday smoking!”
“Quois?”
“Saturday smoking, ca me dise de fumer!”
Apres un autre bout de temps, un autre auto coup en avant de nos amis.
“Cup yourself if drink!” cris le chauffeur Quebequois.
“Quois?”
“Cup yourself if drink, tasse tuois si boire!”
French speakers and scholars are very welcome to pendantically critique my spelling and grammer, but not my sense of humour.
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### Author:  [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/16 "2000-09-23T19:43:59Z")
Remember Nat King Cole’s song? (We miss you, Nat… :()
_Darling je vous aime beaucoup,
Je ne sais pas what to do…_
Many years ago Erik Satie wrote a song titled “La Diva de l’Empire,” beginning thus:
_Sous le grand chapeau Greenaway
Mettant l’éclat d’un sourire…
D’une baby charmant et soupire…_
Later on the song includes phrases like “tous les snobs…”
I sang it for a grade in a college singing class. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/17 "2000-09-23T21:47:39Z")
Vous are tout mon heros !!
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### Author:  [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/18 "2000-09-23T21:52:06Z")
Je suis red a la face! :o
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/19 "2000-09-23T21:55:25Z")
Je regrette mon lessons francaise tout les times, and Je despaire parce-que I’ve never had un patiente who parle le francaise seulement, but j’ai had thousands des patientes who parlement seulement espanol! Quelle waste!
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### Author:  [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/20 "2000-09-24T02:31:09Z")
Qadgop - C’est tres dommage. Ton teachers de la francais est aussi sad … tu could movez a Quebec? _le grin_
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