# Franglais **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257 "2000-09-23T07:01:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/41 "2000-09-25T12:52:34Z")
There’s the migraine again! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/42 "2000-09-25T12:57:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by omni-not \* > \*\*There’s the migraine again! \*\* Pouvez-vous talker normalement? Je ne comprend pas cette Guy-Bèrriche. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/43 "2000-09-25T13:02:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by omni-not \* > \*\*There’s the migraine again! \*\* Dommage! Je was concerned pour votre sante et la mal de tete. Pauvre bebe! ☹ Forgivez-moi! C’est been trop annees since je parled francais, so franglais est sort of un language nouveau pour me. [Mais, je est becoming fluent en Spanglish (une autre thread completely! Ne blame pas moi!)] ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/44 "2000-09-25T13:05:33Z")
Coldy, une Buffon! Je ne comprende pas! Parlais anglais or J’avais Medieval dans ass vous. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/45 "2000-09-25T13:08:02Z")
J’adore la musique du Plastic Bertrand! “La Plane pour moi” est Excellente! Il y a from the Pays-Bas, no? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/46 "2000-09-25T13:14:56Z")
TourdeDestine, tu dumb-cul! Plastic Bertrand vient de la Belgium. Et tu ne peux pax aller medieval DANS mon ass, tu pervert! ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/47 "2000-09-25T14:33:00Z")
Me duele la cabeza, y’all! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/48 "2000-09-25T14:35:28Z")
Next tu will be saying Nena l’Allemangais, not Dutch. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/49 "2000-09-25T15:14:13Z")
Sacre vache! Que a thread! I got a mal du tete, aussi. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/50 "2000-09-25T15:22:41Z")
Je pense que vous francophones etes wimps. Je n’ai pas de headache. Le franglais est the sort of language que j’entende perfectment. ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/51 "2000-09-25T18:36:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\* > Et tu ne peux pax aller medieval DANS mon ass, tu pervert! \*\* Ce comment above est mon favorite! (although je aussi like “forgivez-moi” Tout les posters freaking rule! Ce thread est keeping moi amusant dans ce boring class! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/52 "2000-09-25T21:01:00Z")
Moi, je keep cracker up aussi. Vous tous etes une freaking houte 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257/53 "2000-09-25T21:09:52Z")
> [@](#): > > - > > Originally posted by omni-not \* \*\* > There’s the migraine again! \*\* We hurtez votre tete? Oh NON!!! :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/franglais/34257.md?page=2)