Frankensong

Let’s try an experiment, shall we? I want you to give a snippet from the most recent song you heard. Genre matters not - punk, country, opera, what have you. It doesn’t matter if you liked the song. Let’s keep it random. Give a line or two, though I think a full stanza would be too much. Oh, and try to attribute the artist and album if you can.

With any luck, the end result can be put to music.

I’ll start. This is from “Promise” by the Violent Femmes, off their self-titled debut album:

Just what I’ve been through is nothing like I’m going to

ding NEXT! :slight_smile:

Start spreading the news, I’m leaving today I want to be a part of it -

ding NEXT! {Frank Sinatra, New York, New York}

let down your hair

that part was from Pee Wee’s Playhouse theme song

Did you ever have to make up your mind?

’Cause I’m a man, not a boy, and there are things you can’t avoid; you have to face them when you’re not prepared to face them

ding NEXT!

{The Flaming Lips, Fight Test}

She told me that it’s all part of the choices that you make

(Lostprophets,* Last Train Home*)

And I will choose Free Will!

(“Free Will” - Rush)

I must speak, I must move, I must sing. It’s a compulsive thing.

(“Yes and No” - Venus Hum)

’Cuz I’m free as a bird now, and this bird you’ll never cha-a----a----a----a----a—a---nge

Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

I can make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand

Ted nugent
Catscratch Fever

Just what I’ve been through is nothing like I’m going to
Start spreading the news, I’m leaving today I want to be a part of it -
let down your hair
Did you ever have to make up your mind?
Cause I’m a man, not a boy, and there are things you can’t avoid; you have to face them when you’re not prepared to face them
She told me that it’s all part of the choices that you make
And I will choose Free Will!
I must speak, I must move, I must sing. It’s a compulsive thing.
Cuz I’m free as a bird now, and this bird you’ll never cha-a----a----a----a----a—a---nge
I can make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand

Everybody’s playin’ the game, but nobody’s rules are the same…
“Nobody’s Side” - Chess

The Internet is for Porn

sorry, sorry - goggle videos

Salve regina, mater misericordiae, vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra, salve.

“Salve Regina”, Carmelite Monks of Wyoming

I could see from her face that she was fucking high

James Blunt, You’re Beautiful

First time I shot her, I shot her in the side

Oooh, sha la la, the weather…she could take me over the rainbow, and send me away.

live performance of Neil Young’s “Down By the River” by a local bar band.

They don’t respect us-so let’s surprise them/
We’ll drop the big one and pulverize them!

And it ain’t that pretty at all.

(“Ain’t that pretty at all - Warren Zevon”)