# Frankku **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736 "2012-03-25T03:25:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/1 "2012-03-25T03:25:46Z")
My ode to dear Frank He’s my new forum stalker 16k tough guy “Have fun while it lasts” He seems to want me to go Life of the party Middle school fun fun He’s like a hall monitor “I said, ‘NO HORSEPLAY!’” ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/2 "2012-03-25T03:56:48Z")
Maybe I need to drink more. Your post might make more sense if I was drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/3 "2012-03-25T04:00:05Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > Maybe I need to drink more. Your post might make more sense if I was drunk. [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14898816&postcount=22), if it helps. ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/4 "2012-03-25T04:07:25Z")
snerts. Thanks Frank. Your first pitting…are you going cry yourself to sleep. Not because you got pitted, but because its so lame. I’ll try to make it better. Frank is one of those people who uses commas in the right places. Frank makes my typing look lame. Yeah, lets pit him!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/5 "2012-03-25T04:11:27Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14898816&postcount=22), if it helps. Didn’t really help that much. You must have made a serious impression on this newbie. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/6 "2012-03-25T04:13:20Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > Your first pitting… Before your time, I was a mod when criticism of mods was only allowed in the Pit. I was certainly and more than once Pitted then. This might–I’m uncertain, but . . . might–be my first Pitting that didn’t have to do with being a mod. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/7 "2012-03-25T04:25:06Z")
. _Here at the Straight Dope the fucking hall monitor was named Manhattan_ . ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/8 "2012-03-25T04:39:24Z")
I had someone start yelling at me on the street the other day. My first reaction was to feel bad, but by the second run-on sentence, I realized he must’ve been dropped on his head as a child. I hope you take this just as seriously, Frank. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/9 "2012-03-25T04:50:58Z")
This has to rank up there with the all-time stupidest fucking Pittings of all time. Frank, step it up a notch. You’re not attracting the the smartest trolls these days. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/10 "2012-03-25T05:07:11Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > “Have fun while it lasts” > He seems to want me to go > Life of the party No. He just knows how it usually plays out. I think in your case it will take about ten days. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/11 "2012-03-25T07:02:37Z")
Having eight bay windows on the ground floor woulld be like living in some kind of hell. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/12 "2012-03-25T07:37:00Z")
I think it’s pretty creative, since, AFAICR, no one’s been Pitted in haiku before. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/13 "2012-03-25T09:21:16Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > My ode to dear Frank > He’s my new forum stalker > 16k tough guy > > “Have fun while it lasts” > He seems to want me to go > Life of the party > > Middle school fun fun > He’s like a hall monitor > “I said, ‘NO HORSEPLAY!’” Burma Shave! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/14 "2012-03-25T09:55:25Z")
Um…OP, Frank is not the only one that finds you to be an annoying little twat. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/15 "2012-03-25T11:55:13Z")
Well, normally I’d ask politely for Frank to go easy on you as you are way out of your depth. However, in this case… Secondly, as far as I know, Cat Whisperer is female. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/16 "2012-03-25T12:04:40Z")
So what happened with your next door neighbour? Was he a murderer? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/17 "2012-03-25T12:08:07Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > So what happened > with your next door neighbour? > Was he a murderer? A line of five then sex Then six again a haiku is not. Poem police. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/18 "2012-03-25T12:13:16Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > A line of five then sex Five lines then some sex Sounds like a brilliant night out To be quite honest. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/19 "2012-03-25T12:13:44Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > A line of five then sex > Then six again a haiku > is not. Poem police. It is, however, a hell of a night out. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/20 "2012-03-25T12:15:33Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Having eight bay windows on the ground floor woulld be like living in some kind of hell. Maybe he doesn’t realize he is a fish living in an aquarium. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736.md?page=2)