# Frankku **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736 "2012-03-25T03:25:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/21 "2012-03-25T12:17:44Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > A line of five then sex > Then six again a haiku > is not. Poem police. Many are the fucks I do not give about acuracy on the internet ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/22 "2012-03-25T12:23:29Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Many are the fucks > I do not give > about acuracy on the internet How easy life is Striding through oblivious Fools have no worries ---
**Author:** ![Batfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Batfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batfish)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/23 "2012-03-25T12:27:47Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > This has to rank up there with the all-time stupidest fucking Pittings of all time. > > Frank, step it up a notch. You’re not attracting the the smartest trolls these days. I agree. **Frank** , you should be embarrassed by this. Not because you’ve been pitted, of course, but that the original controversy is so weak. Next time you straighten out a newb put some hot sauce on it! However, bonus point for providing the link yourself. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/24 "2012-03-25T12:31:12Z")
I thought I’d chip in… I am uncreative. Oh well, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/25 "2012-03-25T13:41:38Z")
This is the best pile-on ever. I wasn’t aware that being called a “twat” was within the guidelines–nor am I clear on what constitutes a “troll” in these parts? Or “harassment” through following others around in threads? Maybe we could all review the rules. It’s Sunday. Jesus would like that. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/26 "2012-03-25T14:01:37Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > This is the best pile-on ever. I wasn’t aware that being called a “twat” was within the guidelines–nor am I clear on what constitutes a “troll” in these parts? Or “harassment” through following others around in threads? Maybe we could all review the rules. It’s Sunday. Jesus would like that. The barbeque pit [thread=508858]Has it’s own set of guidelines[/thread] Ignorant monkey ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/27 "2012-03-25T14:11:49Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Um…OP, Frank is not the only one that finds you to be an annoying little twat. Um, Frank, the OP is not the only one that finds you to be an annoying little twat. ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/28 "2012-03-25T14:13:44Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14898816&postcount=22), if it helps. You bastard! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/29 "2012-03-25T14:15:21Z")
Y’all are aware that none of these “poems” even rhymes, right? Right? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/30 "2012-03-25T14:26:00Z")
It’s times like this when I’m glad I grew up in the seventies. I had my retroactively embarrassing “everybody look at me” moments when I was a teenager but at least I know there’s no permanent copy of the things I said and did floating around. The worst thing we ever had to go through was looking at our old yearbook pictures. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/31 "2012-03-25T14:54:16Z")
This is a “look at me” moment? What makes you so sure you know how old I am? ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/32 "2012-03-25T14:56:46Z")
I doubt that you have reached 30. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/33 "2012-03-25T15:02:34Z")
> [@Astroboy14](#): > > Y’all are aware that none of these “poems” even rhymes, right? Right? free verse doesn’t have to rhyme, you know. It only needs to have a good backbeat that’s narrow and hard to master ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/34 "2012-03-25T15:07:05Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I doubt that you have reached 30. Clarification : not being snarky to LN or you, but…is there some rule that we have to act our age on the Internet? Could it be possible that I’m actually quite mature in real life but came here to have fun? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/35 "2012-03-25T15:09:14Z")
You can act what ever age you want here, so long as you obey the rules. But that doesn’t mean we won’t mock you mercilessly. Big kids don’t whine so much. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/36 "2012-03-25T15:11:06Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > Clarification : not being snarky to LN or you, but…is there some rule that we have to act our age on the Internet? Could it be possible that I’m actually quite mature in real life but came here to have fun? Sure. Anything’s possible. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/37 "2012-03-25T15:15:19Z")
I’m not whining. I’m just taking it all in. Living the Internet dream–one post at a time. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/38 "2012-03-25T17:41:53Z")
Going to the Pit Masturbation is fun Just don’t get caught out. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/39 "2012-03-25T18:08:13Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > The barbeque pit > [thread=508858]Has it’s own set of guidelines[/thread] > Ignorant monkey This haiku must be one of the best that I’ve read. I love it, Attack. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/40 "2012-03-25T18:25:35Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Going to the Pit > Masturbation is fun > Just don’t get caught out. That should be: “masturbation can be fun”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736.md?page=3)