# Frankku **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736 "2012-03-25T03:25:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/81 "2012-03-26T02:18:45Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > You took the fun out it; you actually know something about my username. Still good, but I was waiting for some real stupid shit. 😃 I’m done. It’s a school night you know. Gotta get up early! ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/82 "2012-03-26T13:31:30Z")
Crap! I always show up too late to play with the new trolls. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/83 "2012-03-26T13:42:40Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > What a coincidence–when I see someone named after a fish I assume they work the corner! Meh. It’s a living. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/84 "2012-03-26T14:44:53Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > Little Nemo is a name a guy would pick? Really. Since the original [Little Nemo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Nemo) is a guy, your incredulity is rather strange. In fact, every major ‘Nemo’ is a guy, _including_ the fish. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/85 "2012-03-26T15:04:49Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > Little Nemo is a name a guy would pick? Really. The fact that Nemo is a male name and every character named Nemo is a man didn’t tip you off? I figured you were making a joke. > [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > Just curious Nemo: how old are you and what do you do for work? I’m fifty and I’m retired. Listen, hell, the thing you’re missing is that we’ve seen all this before. It happens five or ten times a year. Somebody comes on the board and starts shotgunning posts all over the place. If they don’t get enough attention immediately, they push it (sometimes they use a gimmick like posting in colors or not using punctuation or a catchphrase). Somebody notices them and says something. Then they act like some huge controversy has erupted and people all over the board are taking sides. This will be an epic war the likes of which the internet has never seen before. Meanwhile most people don’t care. Most people don’t even notice. These guys usually end up getting banned or declaring they’re quitting the board. And we forget about them a week later. Maybe if you’re lucky somebody a couple of months from now will say something like “Hey you remember that guy that post haikus in the pit? What was his name again? Is he still posting here or what?” And the reason they’ll be asking is because there’s some new guy acting the same way. Maybe you should consider not being this guy. Stop being a cliche. Just start posting like a normal person. Or don’t. Like I said, we’ll get plenty more people here to replace you if you go. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/86 "2012-03-26T15:11:10Z")
Gotcha. Any idea on how to order my disc collection? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/87 "2012-03-26T15:19:09Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Listen, hell, the thing you’re missing is that we’ve seen all this before. It happens five or ten times a year. Somebody comes on the board and starts shotgunning posts all over the place. If they don’t get enough attention immediately, they push it (sometimes they use a gimmick like posting in colors or not using punctuation or a catchphrase). > > Somebody notices them and says something. Then they act like some huge controversy has erupted and people all over the board are taking sides. This will be an epic war the likes of which the internet has never seen before. > > Meanwhile most people don’t care. Most people don’t even notice. These guys usually end up getting banned or declaring they’re quitting the board. And we forget about them a week later. But, if you’re lucky, you’ll learn from the experience, have some sort of training montage, and make it through unbanned with only one embarrassing board meme associated with your name. There’s hope for you yet! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/88 "2012-03-26T15:22:14Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > The fact that Nemo is a male name and every character named Nemo is a man didn’t tip you off? I figured you were making a joke.I’m fifty and I’m retired. > > Listen, hell, the thing you’re missing is that we’ve seen all this before. It happens five or ten times a year. Somebody comes on the board and starts shotgunning posts all over the place. If they don’t get enough attention immediately, they push it (sometimes they use a gimmick like posting in colors or not using punctuation or a catchphrase). > > Somebody notices them and says something. Then they act like some huge controversy has erupted and people all over the board are taking sides. This will be an epic war the likes of which the internet has never seen before. > > Meanwhile most people don’t care. Most people don’t even notice. These guys usually end up getting banned or declaring they’re quitting the board. And we forget about them a week later. Maybe if you’re lucky somebody a couple of months from now will say something like “Hey you remember that guy that post haikus in the pit? What was his name again? Is he still posting here or what?” And the reason they’ll be asking is because there’s some new guy acting the same way. Posting haikus in the pit isn’t new, either. ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/89 "2012-03-26T15:23:48Z")
There’s nothing new on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/90 "2012-03-26T15:29:45Z")
Rule 35 porn, by definition. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/91 "2012-03-26T15:40:47Z")
There’s nothing new on the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/92 "2012-03-26T16:08:53Z")
Rule 35 porn, by definition. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/93 "2012-03-26T16:35:21Z")
Is there an echo in here? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/94 "2012-03-26T16:44:03Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Posting haikus in the pit isn’t new, either. Undoubtedly. But like I said, most of these guys pass through unnoticed by the majority. I must have either missed previous haiku guys or forgot about them. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/95 "2012-03-26T16:48:18Z")
Is there an echo in here? ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/96 "2012-03-26T16:51:32Z")
LN did I leave an impression upon you? Well I declare… (I’m really not that bad a person. I promise. Just a little cabin fever this weekend. Laid up for 3 days led me to act up. It’s not an excuse but nonetheless I apologize.) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/97 "2012-03-26T16:52:57Z")
And once all the first-order pr0n has been made, you can make a video of the first person to make the last video. Then make a recreation of the first person to make the last video. Etc. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/98 "2012-03-26T17:08:42Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > “Play”? I’m not playing. The only person playing here is you; the rest of us are just watching idly until you’re banned. You’re a diversion, nothing more. You really don’t get that? They usually go away after spring break, don’t they? DON’T THEY? Please… ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/99 "2012-03-26T18:02:45Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > But, if you’re lucky, you’ll learn from the experience, have some sort of training montage, and make it through unbanned with only one embarrassing board meme associated with your name. There’s hope for you yet! Don’t ladle it on too thick, now. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736/100 "2012-03-26T18:26:01Z")
**living\_in\_hell** , you always manage to convince yourself that they’re laughing \*with \*you, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frankku/616736.md?page=6)