# Frau BLUCHER!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017 "2003-08-27T17:30:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Baggins111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@Baggins111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baggins111)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/21 "2003-08-27T20:19:26Z")
perfect even… ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/22 "2003-08-27T20:24:50Z")
Nitpick: it wasn’t “I VAS HIS…GIRLLLFRIEND!!!” but rather “HE VAS MY…BOYRFRIENNND!!!” Watched it a couple of nights ago with my BOYFRIENNND!! who’d never seen it before. Good fun. (and a good laugh the next day when I broke out with “Ohhhh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you” during an opportune moment…) ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/23 "2003-08-27T20:26:05Z")
mmmmm…spongecake!!! ---
**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/24 "2003-08-27T20:29:54Z")
What else can we throw in the well? [rolls eyes] ---
**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/25 "2003-08-27T20:47:23Z")
Vould you like to go for a roll in zee hay? It’s fun! ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/26 "2003-08-27T20:51:00Z")
“He’s going to have an enormous schvanstuker!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/27 "2003-08-27T20:55:52Z")
Sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/28 "2003-08-27T20:56:52Z")
So let me get this straight. The monster got part of your brain. But what part of the monster did you get? Ohhhhhhhhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/29 "2003-08-27T20:58:35Z")
(paraphrase) “You haven’t touched your dinner.” (slop, slop, slop.) “There!” And: “It’s FRONK-en-STEEN.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/30 "2003-08-27T21:04:59Z")
My grandfather’s work was doo doo! Taffeta, darling So tell me exactly what you do do You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/31 "2003-08-27T21:12:52Z")
It’s times like this that I remember what my old dad used to say. What was that? What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don’t you get out of there and give someone else a chance? * * * ## Ovaltine? DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT’S FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT’S FOR ME! * * * _ok, I’ll let someone else post, too…_ ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/32 "2003-08-27T21:34:33Z")
“Nice grouping.” ---
**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/33 "2003-08-27T21:36:44Z")
Nice hopping. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/34 "2003-08-27T21:39:01Z")
I’m going to run by Blockbuster on my way home to rent it - I’d forgotten how damn funny that movie was! One of Gene Wilder’s best scenes: “We must accept this as all things, with quiet dignity and grace. YOU SON OF A BITCH BASTARD! I’LL KILL YOU! I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE! I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE!!” ---
**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/35 "2003-08-27T22:01:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban \*\* _Toi-bun_. I’ll take da one in da toibun. Now GO do that VOOdoo that YOU do so WELL! Oops, wrong movie. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/36 "2003-08-27T22:02:10Z")
the classic ‘walk this way. no no no, walk _this_ way…’ and you can’t forget ‘igor!’ ‘actually, it’s pronounced eye-gore’ Marty Feldman was a god… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/37 "2003-08-27T22:28:59Z")
“Come back! I was gonna make espresso…” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/38 "2003-08-27T22:40:54Z")
Sed-a-GIVE!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/39 "2003-08-27T23:09:42Z")
He’s going to be very popular. ---
**Author:** ![dewizeowl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dewizeowl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewizeowl)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/40 "2003-08-27T23:14:19Z")
You know after a lousy day (week, month), it is nice to find a thoughtful thread… Of course this isn’t it, but lord it did make me laugh. Every scene has something funny in it. My wife and I will still use the Taffeta Darling when we are both dressed up and don’t want to get messed up. Thank you Quasidmodem for starting this one. THe original first draft script is here [http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/young.shtml](http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/young.shtml) which is very different than the final movie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017.md?page=3)