# Frau BLUCHER!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017 "2003-08-27T17:30:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/41 "2003-08-27T23:47:13Z")
IIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii… aint got no-bod-eeeee… Ya-cha-cha-cha-da-dada-da-dah… ---
**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/42 "2003-08-27T23:50:34Z")
What a filthy job. Could be worse. How? Could be raining. \\ ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/43 "2003-08-28T00:46:48Z")
"Why…you…mother humping BASTARD! I think. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/44 "2003-08-28T01:18:00Z")
[After sex with The Monster] Elizabeth: Oh! Where you going? …Oh, you men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the boys to boast and brag! YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Oh… I think I love him! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/45 "2003-08-28T01:21:59Z")
Come here, my little Zipper Neck! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/46 "2003-08-28T05:10:02Z")
“There’s a couple of nasty-looking switches over there, but I’m not going to be the first to try them.” “Throw the third switch!” “NO! Not the third switch!” “Throw it! Throw it, I tell you!” “Abby Normal.” “My Grandfather used to work for your grandfather.” “How nice.” “Of course, the rates have gone up…” “Come back! I was gonna make espresso!” Can you tell I watched this movie several times over the summer? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/47 "2003-08-28T06:19:47Z")
Time to check if this scene was in another draft of the script: it explains why the hump is missing when Igor attends an unconscious Dr Frankenstein, right after the monster hits him during the theater rampage: The Dr approaches Igor at the piano, in the theater before the show, and notices Igor’s hump is missing! _Dr Frankenstein_ - What happ… (Points nervously to Igor’s back) _Igor_ - Never with tails!! (Points happily at his tuxedo) ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/48 "2003-08-28T07:16:07Z")
“I said, there’s a danger of ELECTROCUTION!” “What are you shouting for? I’m right here.” ---
**Author:** ![Baggins111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@Baggins111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baggins111)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/49 "2003-08-28T11:13:01Z")
You are not evil! You are GOOD! ---
**Author:** ![Baggins111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@Baggins111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baggins111)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/50 "2003-08-28T11:18:23Z")
Oh, and if you look real close in the scenes in the lab, I think you can see a 1920’s style death ray. I may be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/51 "2003-08-28T11:22:32Z")
Pardon me, boy! Is this the Transylvania station? Ja! Track twenty-nine. Hey, can I give you a shine? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/52 "2003-08-28T13:34:47Z")
**Sed-a-GIVE?!?!?!** ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/53 "2003-08-28T15:17:34Z")
We have a new hamper, darling, for poo poo undies. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/54 "2003-08-28T15:53:02Z")
No dialog, but… The monster (Peter Boyle was wonderful, BTW) is in bed, reading the Wall Street Journal. Elizabeth (Madeline Kahn, also great) comes in, dressed a la Elsa Lanchester in Bride of Frankenstein, all hot to trot. The monster rolls his eyes, clearly thinking “Oh, Lord, a-GAIN?” Cracks me up every time… ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/55 "2003-08-28T16:05:10Z")
HEY, HANDSOME!! ---
**Author:** ![Ich\_Bin\_s](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Ich\_Bin\_s](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ich_Bin_s)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/56 "2003-08-28T16:32:17Z")
**DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW A JOKE WHEN YOU HEAR ONE!???** **HAH AHA HA HA HA HAH!** ---
**Author:** ![Dave3L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dave3L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave3L)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/57 "2003-08-28T17:40:37Z")
Frau Blucher:Vuld the doctor care for a brandy before retiring? Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No. Thank you. Frau Blucher:Some varm milk…perhaps? Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No, thank you very much. Frau Blucher:Ovaltine? Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Nothing! Thank you. I’m a little tired. Frau Blucher: Then I will say…goodnight. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Goodnight! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: That music… Frau Blucher: Yes! It’s in your blood - it’s in the blood of ALL Frankensteins! It reaches the soul when words are useless. Your grandfather used to play it to the creature HE vas making! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Then it was you all the time! Frau Blucher: Yes! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: You played that music in the middle of the night… Frau Blucher: Yes! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: …to get us to the laboratory! Frau Blucher: Yes! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: That was YOUR cigar smoldering in the ashtray! Frau Blucher: Yes! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: And it was you… who left my grandfather’s book out for me to find! Frau Blucher: Yes! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: So that I would… Frau Blucher: Yes! Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Then you and Victor were… Frau Blucher: YES! YES! Say it! He vas my… BOYFRIEND Inspector Kemp: A riot is an ungly thing … undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun! ---
**Author:** ![NutMagnet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@NutMagnet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutMagnet)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/58 "2003-08-28T18:11:34Z")
My favorite scene (if you can have just one) is where the cop/inspector comes to visit Friedrich for the first time, and they idly play darts while verbally sparring. While Friedrich’s back is turned, the cop (who has “parked” the darts in his artificial arm), runs up to the dartboard, jams all the darts in the bullseye, runs back to the shooting position and proceeds to make the sounds of rapidly-thrown darts with his voice and by thwacking his arm. Friedrich swirls only fast enough to see all the darts in the bullseye. During Friedrich’s turn, each time he is about to throw, the cop distracts him, causing Friedrich to misfire. The darts are going everywhere, including out of the window. The cop then leaves and we see where all the darts have landed. The car is riddled with them, the tires are flat and there’s one in the driver’s hat. Priceless. [sub]I read somewhere that a lot of the props used in the lab were the same ones used in the original movie.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/59 "2003-08-28T19:30:57Z")
\“Puttin’ On The Ritz…!!!”\ ---
**Author:** ![malkabat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@malkabat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkabat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/60 "2003-08-28T20:35:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **My grandfather’s work was doo doo! > Taffeta, darling** “Taffeta…sweetheart.” “No, no, the dress! It’s taffeta…wrinkles so easily…” More great quotes per square inch than any movie I know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017.md?page=4)