# Frau BLUCHER!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017 "2003-08-27T17:30:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/61 "2003-08-28T21:31:08Z")
Hermit: “What’s your name?” Monster: “Huunngghhh!” Hermit: “I didn’t get that…” ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/62 "2003-08-28T21:38:29Z")
Running up to Elizabeth and making like Dr Frankenstein… Eyegore: “Darling!” Elizabeth: “Hello…?” (grabs her hand) Eyegore: “Surprised?” Eleizabeth: “Well… yes.” Eyegore: “Miss me?” Elizabeth: “I…” Eyegore: “Love me?” Elizabeth: “Umm no I …” Eyegore: “Great (slaps hands together) Lets turn in!” Was it me or was Elizabeth a lil overcome by the vapours? Eyegore: “Well its going to be a long night. If you need any help with the girls…” And of course Eyegore: “Walk this way.” (hobbles down stairs with a small cane…then turns and hands the cane to Frankenstein who begins to mimic him perfectly…then realizes what the hell he is doing.) Feldman is a genius… Oh yea…if you ever wanted to read the original screenplay, go here: [http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/young.shtml](http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/young.shtml) Its interesting…there was a lot of lines changed that people have named here…and apparently the shvinstuker was 19 inches! “WOOF” indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/63 "2003-08-29T00:09:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BrotherCadfael \* > **The monster rolls his eyes, clearly thinking "Oh, Lord, a-GAIN?"** See, I always thought he was looking at the camera and thinking “That’s good stuff!” Elevate me. Right here?..Right now?.. ---
**Author:** ![cajela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cajela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cajela)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/64 "2003-08-29T00:40:42Z")
Hey, where all de white women at?? Only a small hijack. We usually watch them as a double. And all my favourite quotes have been taken. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/65 "2003-08-29T00:50:36Z")
As long as we’re hijacking… “Has anybody got any dimes? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/66 "2003-08-29T01:01:32Z")
Aw shucks! Mongo straight! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/67 "2003-08-29T01:03:12Z")
The little pecker shot me in the ass! That’s “Hedley” !!! ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/68 "2003-08-29T04:41:06Z")
The “little pecker” was “a little sonofabitch” though, wasn’t he? “Are we awake?” “Are we… black?” “Yes, we are.” “Then we’re awake, but we’re very very puzzled…” ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/69 "2003-08-29T05:59:53Z")
I like the book title: _How I Did It_ by Viktor Frankenstein. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/70 "2003-08-29T12:57:40Z")
“Pardon me while I whip this out” ---
**Author:** ![Dave3L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dave3L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave3L)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/71 "2003-08-29T14:57:35Z")
Charlie: Bart! You shifty nigger, they said you was hung! Bart: And they was right, Charlie. Oh my God! I can’t believe that I JUST got this one after 20 years of watching this movie! Bart: Candygram for Mongo! Mongo: Me Mongo. Bart: Sign please. Mongo: Mongo like candy! \ BOOM! Hedley: Governor, I’d like to introduce you to the new Sheriff of Rock Ridge. LePetomane (gesturing as Bart follows): Are you crazy, can’t you see this man is a (looks at Bart) Ni…Heh. (Drags Lamar over.) Can’t you see this man is a Ni? Bart: All they want is a piece of land to call their own. Olsen Johnson: (huddles with citizens) All right, we’ll take the niggers and the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish. Lili: It’s twue! IT’S TWUE! ---
**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/72 "2003-08-29T15:18:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dave3L \* > **Can’t you see this man is a Ni?** Can’t you see this man is a _nit_! You’ve been watching too much Monty Python. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dave3L \* > \*\*Lili: It’s twue! IT’S TWUE! \*\* And my all-time favorite story about this movie, which is that Mel Brooks says they cut that scene. Lili: Tell me sherriff, is it twue what they says about your people? [sound of zipper the size of Godzilla] Lili: It’s twue! IT’S TWUE! [Then the line Mel swears they cut] Bart: Excuse me ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm. ---
**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/73 "2003-08-29T15:28:10Z")
“Elevate me!” “Right here?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/74 "2003-08-29T15:30:55Z")
Damn… I just realized that **Little Bird** beat me to that one. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/75 "2003-08-29T15:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dave3L \* > **Frau Blucher:Vuld the doctor care for a brandy before retiring? > Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No. Thank you. > Frau Blucher:Some varm milk…perhaps? > Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No, thank you very much. > Frau Blucher:Ovaltine?** Mr. Amanita was considering buying some Ovaltine last weekend during our grocery shop, and I had to warn him that if he brought it into our house, I would be constitutionally incapable of refraining from repeating this entire exchange every night. _Young Frankenstein_ is the most-quoted movie by far in the Amanita household. Mr. Amanita was following me up the stairs at our old house once, and I happened to have my bra in my hands. (My bras tend to accumulate near the front door of my house, as I generally take them off as soon as I enter.) I turned to him and said in a Frau Blucher voice, “Stay close to the brassiere. The staircase _can_ be treacherous.” He had to sit down on the steps and laugh for a while before he could continue. ---
**Author:** ![greck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ab992/32.png) [@greck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greck)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/76 "2003-08-29T16:53:24Z")
" BLOO-HA!" ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/77 "2003-08-29T17:19:12Z")
Frankenstien: Fronk-en-steen. Igor: Eh? F: It’s pronounced Fronk-en-steen. I: D’you also say Froderick? F: No, it’s Frederick. I: Well, why isn’t it Froderick Fronkensteen? F: It’s not; it’s Frederick Fronkensteen. Are you Igor? I: It’s pronounced Eyegor. \ \ F: Oh, I’m glad you like it. I: …Are you talking to me? F: Well, yes, you made a yummy sound. I: I didn’t make a yummy sound. F: Yes, you did. I heard you! I: It wasn’t me. F: Well, see here, if it wasn’t you, and it wasn’t me…\ Elizabeth (combing hair) :…Glory, glory, alleluia, His truth is marching on, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum… F: Sit down. I: (sits on floor next to F.) F: No, no, up here. I: Oh. THANK you. (sits on desk.) Constable: D’you need a hand? F: (holding up corpse’s hand as his own, as it has fallen out of the coffin.) No, no. I’ve got one. (Stamps ground twice, hand lifts.) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/78 "2003-08-31T04:01:59Z")
Pirate! ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/79 "2003-08-31T05:16:29Z")
Hedley: What did you do? Wilder: Stampeded cattle Hedley: thats not very criminal ( paraphrase) Wilder:through the Vatican Hedley: kiiiiiinnnkkyyyyy… I cant hear the word kinky without thinking of that scene And Marty Feldman’s migrating hump in YF…“wasn’t in on the other shoulder?” “Oh” \*shrugs it onto the other shoulder that put me on the floor literally the first time I saw it… ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frau-blucher/198017/80 "2003-08-31T15:15:08Z")
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