# Freakouts of the Right

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 28, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631 "2022-04-28T22:36:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/501 "2023-03-01T00:58:56Z")

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Are the freak-outs listed in the order that they more or less appeared in the thread? Not seeing the right pundits pearlclutching over James O’Keefe getting kicked out of Project Veritas.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/502 "2023-03-01T03:34:52Z")

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No, they are listed in year of initiation/peak. Some are recurring (at bottom), and many have been ongoing my entire life.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/503 "2023-03-03T23:49:49Z")

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A new one (I did a search in this thread - nada) from the Stupid Republicans rabbit hole. Tap water turns men gay.

> **[DeSantis' Disney appointee suggested tap water turns men gay: report](https://www.rawstory.com/desantis-2659498268/)**
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> A man appointed to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis' Disney oversight board has a history of making anti-LGBTQ comments, including a claim that tap water could be turning people gay, CNN reported. Ron Peri, an Orlando-based former pastor and the CEO of a...

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/504 "2023-03-04T00:52:46Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> A new one (I did a search in this thread - nada) from the Stupid Republicans rabbit hole. Tap water turns men gay. -

When you replace the people who normally would staff any kind of academic-oversight board with, you know, fascist-friendly folks who are eager to knuckle under to a would-be dictator, you get…perhaps _ **not** _ the ultimate in intellectual capacity.

Also: people high in hatefulness fueled by their massive insecurities, of course.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/505 "2023-03-04T04:50:14Z")

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I wager 1,000 quatloos that Ron Peri is a closeted self-hating gay who desperately wants to belieive tap water did this to him. Because he really couldn’t handle the idea that his gayness is innate.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/506 "2023-03-07T13:16:20Z")

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> I wager 1,000 quatloos that Ron Peri is a closeted self-hating gay who desperately wants to belieive tap water did this to him. Because he really couldn’t handle the idea that his gayness is innate.

No bet…!

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/507 "2023-04-03T21:19:01Z")

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Let’s add Bud Light beer to the list. Seems they partnered with a trans woman and produced some rainbow cans. Can’t have that - **boycott** say the Reichwing conservatives!!!

> **[Bud Light faces boycott over trans activist partnership: "Never drink it"](https://www.newsweek.com/bud-light-faces-boycott-trans-activist-partnership-dylan-mulvaney-1792192)**
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> The beer brand is facing calls for its product to be poured down the drain after partnering with Dylan Mulvaney, a transgender influencer and activist.

Note that I’d rather go thirsty than drink Bud Light but not because of partnerships - tastes like recycled urine.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/508 "2023-04-03T23:02:10Z")

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Well, I don’t drink Yuengling anymore for political reasons…if I have to drink beer in future I’ll endeavor to remember Budweiser.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/509 "2023-04-03T23:41:09Z")

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What is the issue with Yuengling?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/510 "2023-04-03T23:59:06Z")

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> **[Beer Drinkers Are Boycotting Yuengling After Its Billionaire Owner Endorses...](https://www.forbes.com/sites/chasewithorn/2016/10/27/beer-drinkers-are-boycotting-yuengling-after-its-billionaire-owner-endorses-trump/)**
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> America’s oldest brewery is catching flak after its billionaire owner, Dick Yuengling, expressed support for Donald Trump.

I don’t drink enough beer to matter to anyone anyway.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/511 "2023-04-04T01:27:36Z")

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I was under the impression that Yuengling belongs to AB Inbev. I just checked and I was wrong; that’s not true. Yuengling is still family owned.

But ABInbev is a giant evil conglomerate behind everything from Budweiser to half the macro-micros in the USA and over half the brands in Europe. I don’t know whether they love Trump specifically, but there’s lots to notlike about the rest of their beliefs. The list of which beers not to buy is long:

> **[AB InBev brands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AB_InBev_brands)**
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> Anheuser-Busch InBev SA/NV (Dutch pronunciation: \[ˈɑnɦɔi̯zər ˈbuʃ ˈɪmbɛf\]; abbreviated as AB InBev) is the largest beer company in the world.\[citation needed\] It had 200 brands prior to the merger with SABMiller on October 10, 2016. The combined ABInBev/SAB Miller entity has approximately 400 beer brands as of January 2017.
> The original InBev global brands are Budweiser, Corona and Stella Artois. Its international brands are Beck's, Hoegaarden and Leffe. The rest are categorized as local brands....

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/512 "2023-04-11T10:10:41Z")

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how ca we forget MGT freaking out over alleged legal “public urination” in DC?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/513 "2023-04-11T21:24:00Z")

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Working on the list, adding links to the controversies. Am taking a few of them out, including:

| Number | Item | Year (appx) |
| --- | --- | --- |
| x | Border Security | 2000 |
| x | Shoe inspections on airplanes | 2002 |
| x | Patriot Act | 2004 |
| x | Michelle Bachman | 2009 |

… as I’m not too sure the controversy is easily right/left (Shoe inspection) or it’s too vague (Border security, Michelle Bachman), or the fact that there really wasn’t much of a freakout at all (Patriot Act).

I’m up to #102, it’s taking longer than I thought!

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/514 "2023-04-11T21:37:53Z")

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Your completion will be the reward for your labors. Truely righteous work. Monetary renumereration beyond SDMD\* coinage would be an insult.

- eerily similar to Trump bucks.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/515 "2023-04-11T21:41:41Z")

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Straight Dope Message Doard?

😁

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/516 "2023-04-11T21:45:09Z")

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Dartboard. Sucks when your acronyms are tpyos.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/517 "2023-04-11T22:04:14Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Your completion will be the reward for your labors.

Completion? What makes you think the freakouts will end?

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/518 "2023-04-12T10:42:23Z")

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The “Mario Bros. Movie” used to be a freakout because of Rainbow Road and Princess Peach being a real character. But you can take it off the board because [they’ve decided it’s “anti-woke.”](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/anti-woke-super-mario-bros_n_64343f58e4b0859acb954791) Apparently casting two white guys as Mario Mario and Luigi Mario is fighting Big Woke or something.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/519 "2023-04-15T13:16:07Z")

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Saw this yesterday, seems like it belongs in this thread:  
[![](https://i.imgur.com/ztg6QX1.gif) ](https://i.imgur.com/ztg6QX1.gif)

Naturally, the board is acting weird, [here’s the direct link to the video](https://i.imgur.com/ztg6QX1.mp4).

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/520 "2023-04-15T22:26:25Z")

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Just found a list with no fewer than twenty-three issues which have been called “Obama’s Katrina”:

> **[Which of these 23 things was the MOST Obama’s Katrina’s moment? No one can...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2014/07/11/which-of-these-tk-things-was-the-most-obamas-katrinas-moment/)**
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> Nearly every moment has been Obama's Katrina moment, apparently.

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