# Freakouts of the Right **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631 "2022-04-28T22:36:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/761 "2024-08-18T20:33:36Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > D Vance jizz cups Seriously? What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/762 "2024-08-18T20:35:53Z")
They’re weird. I don’t think there’s any more to it than that. I mean, seriously, how do they even think that wearing diapers and carrying around “semen” is going to sway more people to vote for their side? I like to think that the more weird shit they do, the more the normal Rs won’t vote for Trump. I’m a bit surprised Trump or Vance hasn’t called on them to knock it off because it’s making them look really fucking stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/763 "2024-08-18T20:37:20Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > > [@JohnT](#): > > > > D Vance jizz cups. > > Seriously? What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people? Let me explain…No, there is too much. Let me sum up: They’re fucking weird. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/764 "2024-08-18T20:38:39Z")
You know it’s his jizz because of the couch upholstery fibers. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/765 "2024-08-18T20:59:59Z")
Please - whatever you do, don’t mock the rest of us more. We are devastated by it. And definitely don’t do it openly on camera. We would definitely be “pwned” by that. ---
**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/766 "2024-08-18T21:36:11Z")
OK Br’er **Gyrate** ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/767 "2024-08-18T23:30:26Z")
It has been suggested that the spooge bottles are not a real thing and that the pictures all track back to one source. On the other hand - like Vance fucking a couch - it’s entirely consistent with other MAGA nonsense like wearing diapers and ear bandages and waving Russian flags, so who knows? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/768 "2024-08-18T23:36:01Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > It has been suggested that the spooge bottles are not a real thing and that the pictures all track back to one source. I’m not sure what you mean by that. Are you saying they pictures are fake or the pictures are real but it was just a few people doing it? ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/769 "2024-08-19T00:05:04Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > It has been suggested By whom? Not being snarky, but like @Joey_P, I’d like to know who said it and why they said it. A handful of people at one rally, maybe? That I might believe. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/770 "2024-08-19T00:10:33Z")
And, I just learned, the whole point of it is to make fun of Tim Walz and his wife for using IVF. Oh, and Jr posted this: [![](https://preview.redd.it/don-jr-has-the-maturity-of-a-weird-6th-grade-kid-and-that-v0-ditfh7q0lohd1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0ae5301cadac5a4d4b2b04aad88eedd09080b5fe) ](https://preview.redd.it/don-jr-has-the-maturity-of-a-weird-6th-grade-kid-and-that-v0-ditfh7q0lohd1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0ae5301cadac5a4d4b2b04aad88eedd09080b5fe) But, no, dad’s right, [it’s the dems that are weird](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=699653415670112). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/771 "2024-08-19T00:27:44Z")
Real but just a few people at one rally. Posited on [Bluesky](https://bsky.app/profile/joshuajfriedman.com/post/3kzz4r6vmql2i). > [@](#): > > Laying down a marker to say that I think the “JD Vance Full Family Kit” is a joke—feels like a Daily Show–type stunt for an episode that hasn’t yet aired. It’s suspicious that there are only a handful of photos, all from one or two sources that no one’s heard of before. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/772 "2024-08-19T00:29:23Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Real but just a few people at one rally. As I suspected, thanks. Still weird, however. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/773 "2024-08-19T00:47:37Z")
It really means Dems shouldn’t (be allowed) to breed. If they had manly man Vance-type sperrm their kids would have good ~~conservative~~ reactionary wacko genes and grow up to be good ~~conservatives~~ reactionary wackos. It’s eugenics at its core. Maybe they should start chanting “Lets go Adolph!” at their next rally. At another level it’s further proof that to that faction, politics is not the serious business of statecraft, policy, and governance. It’s simply a reality TV show and they prefer Snookie from _Jersey Shore_. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/774 "2024-08-19T03:37:37Z")
Arrested development, I think. The Right tends to act and think like (exceptionally obnoxious) early teenagers, including doing and saying all sorts of gross and stupid things that would be hilarious to someone that age. They just never grow out of it like normal people do. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/775 "2024-08-19T04:06:11Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I mean, seriously, how do they even think that wearing diapers and carrying around “semen” is going to sway more people to vote for their side? This isn’t about persuading the other side. This is about proving how devoted you are to your side. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/776 "2024-08-22T08:03:56Z")
Evidently if you’re a republican, it’s peachy-keen to refer to your daughter as a piece of ass (or was it to say he’d be dating her?), to say you grab women by the pussy, and to incite an insurrection to overthrow our government. [But, if you’re a democrat, you damn well better not hug your daughter](https://www.yahoo.com/news/doug-emhoff-slammed-republicans-hugging-173403906.html). (The link goes to Yahoo.) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/777 "2024-08-22T08:26:05Z")
And on cue, [bathroom freakout!](https://www.yahoo.com/news/lexington-middle-school-restroom-design-220802978.html) (The link goes to Yahoo.) > **Lexington middle school’s restroom design draws ire of Republican lawmakers in Frankfort** > > Republican state lawmakers grilled the Fayette County Public Schools superintendent Tuesday over the design of restrooms in a new middle school, suggesting the district is trying to circumvent the anti-transgender law enacted by the GOP-controlled legislature last year. Yeah. Let’s not protect students. Nobody nees that woke nonsense! ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/778 "2024-08-22T12:18:18Z")
I would love it if every public washroom was designed like this. Stalls with actual doors and walls?!? Sign me up! ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/779 "2024-08-22T12:21:10Z")
‘But how will I play footsie with the guy in the other stall then??? After all, I have a wide stance… If you know what I mean.’ ~ _A totally straight and in the least bit gay curious conservative_ ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freakouts-of-the-right/963631/780 "2024-08-22T12:40:05Z")
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