# Fred Phelps is coming to town - I need a sign **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 17, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252 "2005-01-17T22:30:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bare](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bare/32/471_2.png) [@bare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bare)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/41 "2005-01-19T08:42:26Z")
I’m assuming the Montana Logging and Ballet Company will be there to greet the Phelps clan? Maybe they can don some pink tutu’s for the occasion and kick some ass. Pink tutu’s heehee, wonder if they call 'em Desmonds? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/42 "2005-01-19T17:15:13Z")
Phelps = Santorum. I’m sure some people will get it and have a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/43 "2005-01-19T18:01:45Z")
> [@Wonko The Sane](#): > > He protesteth too much! Or: The Fred doth protest to loudly ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/44 "2005-01-19T18:34:42Z")
How about, for a combination of enflaming his homophobia, and that classic feel **MARRY ME, FRED!** ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/45 "2005-01-19T20:24:41Z")
> [@Chimpy](#): > > How about, for a combination of enflaming his homophobia, and that classic feel > > **MARRY ME, FRED!** Diet-coke on the monitor. I bow to you, sirrah. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/46 "2005-01-19T21:00:41Z")
Would Jesus protest with you, or against you? ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/47 "2005-01-19T21:10:15Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Is it just me, or does Fred look like that dude from the _Poltergeist_ movies? Holy crap he does! That’s just way too spooky… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/48 "2005-01-19T21:48:48Z")
I’ve always wanted to find an occasion for a protest sign that says: **Satanists Against Abortion Because any conception could be The One** ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/49 "2005-01-19T23:27:10Z")
> [@Chimpy](#): > > How about, for a combination of enflaming his homophobia, and that classic feel > > **MARRY ME, FRED!** Best one so far. Short, funny, and to the point, I think it will do exactly what **Chimpy** wants. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/50 "2005-01-20T04:48:23Z")
Just saw the pic: Someone stole his eyebrows. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/51 "2005-01-20T05:55:33Z")
> [@MeanJoe](#): > > I say go with [God Hates Shrimp](http://www.godhatesshrimp.com). 😃 On that note… **God Hates My Shower Curtain** Leviticus 13:51-52 He (the priest) shall examine it on the seventh day, and if the mildew has spread, the object is unclean. The priest shall burn it, because it is a spreading mildew which must be destroyed by fire. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/52 "2005-01-20T14:59:40Z")
[God Hates My Sweater](http://bible.gospelcom.net/passage/?search=levitcus%2019:19;&version=9;) ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/53 "2005-01-20T23:13:54Z")
I guess people like RuPaul and J. Edgar Hoover are screwed, too. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/54 "2005-01-24T00:49:40Z")
So did Fred show? ---
**Author:** ![George\_Vreeland\_Hill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/george_vreeland_hill/32/20530_2.png) [@George\_Vreeland\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Vreeland_Hill)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/55 "2011-04-08T19:31:41Z")
The Westboro Baptist Church is of the devil. They are the ones going to hell. George Vreeland Hill 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/56 "2011-04-08T19:43:15Z")
**God Hates Vags!** I’m not sure what this means. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/57 "2011-04-08T19:44:03Z")
A joker cousin of mine has a fantastic photo of him standing next to a Phelpsian with a red T-shirt on that reads: He Loves The Cock ---------------\> Subtle? No. Hilarious? You betcha. ---
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/58 "2011-04-08T19:44:31Z")
My favorite… God Hates Figs Mark 11, 12-14 ---
**Author:** ![tiltawhirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@tiltawhirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiltawhirl)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/59 "2011-04-08T19:50:38Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > [God Hates My Sweater](http://bible.gospelcom.net/passage/?search=levitcus%2019:19;&version=9;) Alternatively, GOD HATES RAGS Lev 19:19 ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-phelps-is-coming-to-town-i-need-a-sign/285252/60 "2011-04-08T19:55:56Z")
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