Fred Phelps is coming

I sometimes wonder if the grandchildren, the younger ones. wonder what actually goes on inside other churches. They’ve been taught about “fag orgies on the altar” and so on, you know. I myself once heard Fred’s son Jonathan pointing to some of us counterpicketers and instructing his own son “You see those people there? They are sodomites, and all they want to do is grab you and rape you, so don’t get too close.”

Silly String. By the case. Use your imagination.
That is all…

That sounds like child abuse, right there. Those poor kids don’t have a chance.

Actually, I would imagine that there’s at least one son who is ready to step up when the old bastard dies. Best case scenario: Huge schismic rift when several sons decide that they alone are fit to carry the batshit insane mantle, leading to everyone in the group suing the living shit out of each other.

Maybe then Topeka will be known for their zoo. No guarantees, but maybe.