# Fred the pig caught after mischief rampage

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 7, 2023, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229 "2023-10-07T04:42:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/1 "2023-10-07T04:42:46Z")

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Fred won’t be meeting Oscar Mayer anytime soon. I bet the 8 people that caught Fred will be telling this 5 hour capture story to family & friends for decades to come.

Had to be someones pet. Wild hogs are mean and dangerous.

> **[Fred the pig caught after mischief rampage](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67036162)**
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> Colorado officials say the captured 400-lbs Fred is "always hungry" and "loves his belly scratches".

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> City officials first became aware of Fred on 24 September when they received a call about a pig that was tearing up a person’s yard. But when animal officers arrived on the scene, they were not able to find him.
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> More calls came in the next day, this time about a pig in traffic. Then another call about a pig that was ruining someone’s landscaping.
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> He was then spotted again three days later on 27 September, in the early morning hours.
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> This time, Fred was in a position where he could be captured, Ms Allen said.
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> Still, it was no easy task.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/2 "2023-10-07T04:47:41Z")

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Mischief managed 😊

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/3 "2023-10-07T04:59:48Z")

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That’ll do, pig.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/4 "2023-10-07T13:32:43Z")

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Paging Doper @Freddy_the_Pig …

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/5 "2023-10-07T14:06:09Z")

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Right? Had the same thought.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/6 "2023-10-07T14:45:54Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> Wild hogs are mean and dangerous.

Agreed. Wild boars don’t like their belly scratches.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/7 "2023-10-07T16:24:14Z")

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“Settle down, Fred! Don’t make me come down there!”:

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/8 "2023-10-07T16:44:55Z")

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Fred does not appear to be of the feral variety of pig.

He may be a wild man. But he looks domesticated to me.

(Kinda looks like bacon too😊)

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/9 "2023-10-07T18:27:59Z")

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Are ya achin’?  
(Yup Yup Yup)  
For some bacon?  
(Yup Yup Yup)  
He’s a big pig,  
(Yup Yup)  
You can be a big pig too!  
Oy!

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**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/10 "2023-10-08T14:21:32Z")

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Off the pig!

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fred-the-pig-caught-after-mischief-rampage/991229/11 "2023-10-12T21:57:46Z")

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Oh boy, I’m a little late to the party on this one. My, but my namesake does look contented lounging on that traffic island.

Mostly this reminds me of that TV show _Animal Control._
