# Freddy vs. jason CONTAINS SPOILERS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 27, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255 "2003-07-27T13:42:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@dogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogg)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/1 "2003-07-27T13:42:46Z")

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Uhh the winner is jason He kills freddy with a mixture of things first a chainsaw eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh cuts freddy open leaving him oozing then takes another swipe then a slit in the throat with a mechete this is really hardcore fighting but they are making a sequel

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**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/2 "2003-07-27T14:28:59Z")

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Well, Jason SHOULD win simply because each time he dies he gets stronger.

By the time he gets stronger than the HUlk, Freddy would probably run like hell.

But Jason probably has to Sleep! Freddy could smack him silly then!

Ugh, Must. Try. To. Figure. Out.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/3 "2003-07-27T15:56:41Z")

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The title of the thread seemed a little interesting. How wrong I was.

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/4 "2003-07-27T16:49:19Z")

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Woohoo! Thanks, \<b\>dogg\</b\>, you just saved me $7.50

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/5 "2003-07-27T17:07:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dogg \*  
> \*\*but they are making a sequel \*\*

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![dogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@dogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogg)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/6 "2003-07-27T17:54:28Z")

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uhh go to [freddyvsjason.com](http://freddyvsjason.com) for the plot hebesphenomegacorona

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/7 "2003-07-27T17:59:48Z")

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Nice try. It isn’t being released anywhere in North America until August 15th.

[http://us.imdb.com/ReleaseDates?0329101](http://us.imdb.com/ReleaseDates?0329101)

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**Author:** ![dogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@dogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogg)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/8 "2003-07-27T18:09:29Z")

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you didnt see the press viewing i downloaded it

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/9 "2003-07-27T18:10:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dogg \*  
> \*\*you didnt see the press viewing i downloaded it \*\*

I doubt it. If you can’t write a coherent post, am I supposed to believe you’re a computer savant?

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![dogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@dogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogg)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/10 "2003-07-27T18:26:03Z")

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Dont post anymore

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/11 "2003-07-27T18:27:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dogg \*  
> \*\*Dont post anymore \*\*

Pfft

Who let the dogg out?

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceGhostofArrakis)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/12 "2003-07-27T19:03:50Z")

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Woof, woof,woof.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/13 "2003-07-27T21:29:15Z")

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Let’s gues the original posters age!

I’m guessing 15. The language just strikes me as 15. Nice solid number.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/14 "2003-07-27T21:46:41Z")

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From everything I have read and seen, the ending is ambiguous (quel surprise). Perhaps you saw a different version, as there have been many test audiences over the months.  
Am I the only person who doesn’t care for unoriginal '80s teensploitation horror movies (except for the first Freddy and Jason movies, and maybe that one with Corey Feldman) but is really excited to see this?

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/15 "2003-07-27T21:59:29Z")

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I find the concept mildly interesting and would want to see it. I’ve seen all the other Nightmare movies.

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**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/16 "2003-07-27T23:27:53Z")

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It’s been one of those things horror film fans have been wondering for a long time. If Jason sleeps, and Freddy attacked him, who would win?

This movie should be a lot of fun in the stupid sense, so long as they don’t try to make it serious. **Jason X** was the best way any sequel to these movies could go.

The big problem is: You can’t kill either of them! Still, even with a chainsaw and machetti, Freddy can turn into a giant snake or any number of horrible creepy monsters that could just eat Jason. Of course, Jason could just cut his way out of Freddy, so it’s going to be one of those never ending battles.

At least until Pinhead shows up and tears them both apart with his chains 🙂

Pretty soon there’s just going to be a movie with every horror film monster fighting one another. And a new age Abbot and Costello thrown into the mix.

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/17 "2003-07-28T01:46:17Z")

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Let’s hope this is the start of a new series. Pit Freddy and Jason in a new locale every time.

“On the Road to Pandemonium”  
“On the Road to Dis”  
“On the Road to Yuba City”

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**Author:** ![dr\_hermes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@dr\_hermes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dr_hermes)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/18 "2003-07-28T10:36:53Z")

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I always wanted to see a film where Freddy Krueger goes up against a Lakota shaman or Tibetan lama or some sort of Dr. Strange sorceror who could meet him on equal terms and just beat the snot out of that little guy. Just my preference for seeing the monster conclusively destroyed in the final reel.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/19 "2003-07-28T14:03:54Z")

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I’m just curious why they’re not using Kane Hodder as Jason, since I thought he did the best job as Hockey Head. And yes,I have seen all of them and compared. Such is my life.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freddy-vs-jason-contains-spoilers/191255/20 "2003-07-28T14:46:40Z")

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Machetti? Is that one of those obscure pastas?

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