# Free Association v2.0 (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 23, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581 "2020-06-23T23:46:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 428
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8541 "2024-09-13T17:15:38Z")
It doesn’t really feel like September until Walmart puts out its Christmas decorations. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8542 "2024-09-13T17:29:55Z")
Shopping season ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8543 "2024-09-13T20:26:30Z")
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8544 "2024-09-13T22:47:54Z")
Could you _be_ more dramatic? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8545 "2024-09-14T13:09:40Z")
Et tu, Brute? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8546 "2024-09-14T15:01:00Z")
Brute et tu? I thought they were supposed to be one apiece? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8547 "2024-09-14T16:16:57Z")
Rationing ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8548 "2024-09-14T16:51:12Z")
Pi ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8549 "2024-09-14T18:12:36Z")
Pi r squared? No, pie are round. Cornbread are squared. ---
**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8550 "2024-09-14T18:14:57Z")
Shortening bead is better ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8551 "2024-09-14T19:20:14Z")
🎵 Mama’s little baby loves shortnin’, bread ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8552 "2024-09-14T19:41:04Z")
🎼 Three little children lyin’ in bed, two most sick and other near dead. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8553 "2024-09-14T23:24:45Z")
Two old maids, lyin’ in a bed, One rolled over and the other one said… _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8554 "2024-09-15T00:15:33Z")
There were ten in the bed And the little one said, “Roll over! Roll over!” So they all rolled over And one fell out ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8555 "2024-09-15T14:27:35Z")
Boeing door plug ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8556 "2024-09-15T14:49:41Z")
The B52s ---
**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8557 "2024-09-15T14:51:08Z")
The National Museum of the U.S. Air Force Wright-Patterson Air Force Base _(Saw the B52 Stratofortess there a few years ago and it was HUGE)_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8558 "2024-09-15T15:15:57Z")
Evergreen International Aviation (with absolutely nothing to do with the CIA, wink wink) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8559 "2024-09-15T15:47:41Z")
“I had a friend who was an airline pilot. Once, he offered to give me a ride, but for absolutely no reason, he waited 45 minutes before backing out of his driveway.” - Steven Wright ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8560 "2024-09-15T17:48:59Z")
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