# Free Association v2.0 (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 23, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581 "2020-06-23T23:46:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 436
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8701 "2024-10-03T04:21:14Z")
She don’t use jelly, or any of these; she uses Vaseline. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8702 "2024-10-03T20:36:38Z")
She likes the free fresh wind in her hair,/ Life without care ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8703 "2024-10-04T01:26:21Z")
…and is now the mother of eight. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8704 "2024-10-04T01:55:20Z")
Octomom ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8705 "2024-10-04T03:25:57Z")
Very poor Q Score ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8706 "2024-10-04T14:17:42Z")
Q-Ship ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8707 "2024-10-04T14:42:48Z")
Q-Tip ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8708 "2024-10-04T15:02:11Z")
ear wax ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8709 "2024-10-04T15:18:37Z")
waxy yellow buildup ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8710 "2024-10-04T15:24:21Z")
candling ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8711 "2024-10-04T17:27:03Z")
beeswax ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8712 "2024-10-04T18:27:19Z")
None of YOUR beeswax, thank you. No, try Prof. Pepperwinkle’s Enhanced Full-Blossom Beeswax made by cultivated, 21st Century bees! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8713 "2024-10-05T01:27:49Z")
Covered in BEES! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8714 "2024-10-05T04:10:14Z")
The bees? The BEES? _NOT THE BEES!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8715 "2024-10-05T14:14:10Z")
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside… ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8716 "2024-10-05T14:43:24Z")
Is it safe? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8717 "2024-10-05T14:52:12Z")
Safecracker ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8718 "2024-10-06T04:49:36Z")
Graham crackers ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8719 "2024-10-06T05:02:06Z")
Graham Hill _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/8720 "2024-10-06T15:27:00Z")
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