# Free Association v2.0 (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 23, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581 "2020-06-23T23:46:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1201 "2021-07-10T21:52:57Z")
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood drive… ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1202 "2021-07-10T22:30:09Z")
Killer carnivorous rabbits ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1203 "2021-07-10T22:58:57Z")
with big, sharp, pointy teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1204 "2021-07-10T23:51:04Z")
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1205 "2021-07-11T00:11:01Z")
One of Shaw’s, one of Shaw’s. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1206 "2021-07-11T18:54:11Z")
sodding was not. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1207 "2021-07-11T23:58:43Z")
Get off my lawn! ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1208 "2021-07-12T00:05:34Z")
Scotts Turf Builder ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1209 "2021-07-12T00:35:38Z")
Scots, wha hae wi’ Wallace bled, Scots, wham Bruce has aften led; Welcome to your gory bed, Or to victory! ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1210 "2021-07-12T13:17:40Z")
Robert Burns gives me a headache. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1211 "2021-07-12T13:38:52Z")
_The Forever War_ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1212 "2021-07-12T16:52:42Z")
The Phoney War ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1213 "2021-07-12T18:17:55Z")
Sitzkrieg ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1214 "2021-07-12T19:10:06Z")
Revenge of the Sith ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1215 "2021-07-12T20:33:47Z")
Darth Maul ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1216 "2021-07-12T21:51:22Z")
Double-blade light sabre ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1217 "2021-07-12T22:31:41Z")
But wait… there’s more! With the Imperial Double-bladed Light Sabre you now get this attachment which makes thousands of Julienne fries! And roast marshmallows! ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1218 "2021-07-12T23:55:45Z")
Good ol’ Ron Popeil. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1219 "2021-07-13T06:28:32Z")
But wait… if you order in the next 30 minutes at our toll-free number, you get a second Light Sabre absolutely free. All you pay is additional handling. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-1/912581/1220 "2021-07-13T12:49:10Z")
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