spoon in the driveway
knife between the ribs
ice pick in the ear
Jart through the foot
(Yes, that was me)
Prick Up Your Ears
Joe Orton
Joe Cool
Joe Schmoe
Joe Btfsplk
Gesundheit
Did someone sneeze?
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. ‘What! no soap?’ So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.
Samuel Foote
Shelby Foote
Cobra GT350
Mustang
Convertible
sofa 
Chaise lounge
lounge lizard