Free Association v2.0 (Part 1)

perspiring

From my grandmother: Men sweat, ladies dew.

Mountain Dew

Cream Soda

Root Beer Float

Root Beer Rag

I’m a piano player myself – or rather, was – and even at my best I could only w̲i̲s̲h̲ to be able to play this well.

-“BB”-

I heard it as: Horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow.

In play:

keyboard

qwerty

Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber

Is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see me?

Shake hands with Mr. Zucchini.

Say hello to my little fren’!

Shake Hands with Your Uncle Max by Allan Sherman

“Marching Through Georgia”

“Battle Hymn Of The Republic”

Your Peace Will Make Us One by Audrey Assad

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler,

irreverence

blasphemy

sacrilege