The Good Guys
Chucky
Chuck E. Cheese
headaches
Thomas Jefferson had migraines.
Thomas Jefferson had children!
Children have Thomas Jefferson nickels
Thirty days hath September.
… April, June, and No wonder.
June - too soon; July - standby;
August Wilson
Why is the fourth of the July? J is the first, U is the second…
Y? Because we like you!
Annette Funicello
The Mickey Mouse Club
Quit Mickey Mousing around and pay attention!
I’m so poor, I can’t pay attention.
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o’clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
Luxury!
Lap of