Glad I’m not parenting a school aged kid.
Glad I’m not parenting at all.
Never planned on it, myself.
Neither did I, so didn’t.
Grandparenting is even better.
Sugar them up, send them home.
Replace batteries in all toys when babysitting.
Pillage first, then burn.
Of course I’ll buy you a drum kit!
…provided you live in a soundproof room.
Fun ruiner
Debbie Downer
sad ‘wah wah’ sound
world’s smallest violin
Molecular Concerto #5
#5 plastics contain polypropylene
Love Potion #9
Number nine number nine number nine…
Clementine’s shoes
Oh my darlin’