There’s hair all over the ring
There’s hair all over the place
I don’t know whose hair it is
It’s mine and there goes the winner…
Beetlebaum
I almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It was gettin’ kinda long
I could-a said, it was in my way
But I didn’t and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
And I feel like I owe it to someon
We don’t let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
And I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all
Lightning bugs
-“BB”-
bed bugs
annoying
Don’tcha hate it when that happens?
We’re just two wild and crazy guys!
Those weren’t pillows!
Pillow talk
-“BB”-
Fort Pillow
Let’s build a pillow fort!
Yesterday they took Mr. MyPillow’s phone; tomorrow they’ll come for him.
Reality check
alternative facts
damned lies
We can only hope…
In play:
Statistics
-“BB”-
“Survey says!”
Telephone poll
telegraph pole