Free Association v2.0 (Part 1)

The time has come to act, and act fast. I’m leaving.

I cast you out! Unclean spirit!

Out, damned spot!

Get that cussed dog outta here already!

Somebody get that cat outta here!

For castaways who must share their lifeboats with large, dangerous carnivores, it is advisable to establish a territory as your own. The following course of action is recommended. Step one: Choose a day when waves are moderate, but regular. Step two: with the lifeboat facing into the waves, making the ride as comfortable as possible, blow your whistle soothingly. Step three: turn the boat sideways to the waves, accompanied by harsh, aggressive use of the whistle. With sufficient repetition, the animal will associate the sound of the whistle with the discomfort of seasickness. Similar methods have long been used by circus trainers, though they generally lack access to rough seas.

spoof

I read it on the internet. It may have been from the book. Sorry.
Ignatz

Here it is more in context, if one wants to look for the urinations following it:

Pi Patel: For castaways who must share their lifeboats with large, dangerous carnivores, it is advisable to establish a territory as your own. The following course of action is recommended. Step one: Choose a day when waves are moderate, but regular. Step two: with the lifeboat facing into the waves, making the ride as comfortable as possible, blow your whistle soothingly. Step three: turn the boat sideways to the waves, accompanied by harsh, aggressive use of the whistle. With sufficient repetition, the animal will associate the sound of the whistle with the discomfort of seasickness. Similar methods have long been used by circus trainers, though they generally lack access to rough seas.

[Pi climbs onto the boat and urinates at the end of the tarp]

Pi Patel: MINE! You understand? Yours, mine! You understand?

[Richard Parker sniffs, then turns and urinates in Pi’s face]

Pi Patel: [v.o] Step four: disregard steps one through three.

Cannibalism

Donner Party

dinner party

reservations

Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation.

In God We Trust

All others pay cash

The Man In Black

The Woman in Red

-“BB”-

The King in Yellow

The Man in the Yellow Hat