So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. ‘What! no soap?’ So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.
Shotgun wedding
And there were present
the Picninnies,
and the Jobillies,
and the Garyulies,
and the great Panjandrum himself,
with the little round button at top;
and they all fell to playing the game
of catch-as-catch-can,
till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots.
They Died With Their Boots On
Boot to the head!
No more coffee grounds to the head!
(clogs the ship’s toilet)
40 Cups of Coffee
40 Acres and a Mule
8 Mile
Woodward Avenue
Route 66
Get your kicks!
Penalty kicks
penalty box
-“BB”-
punishment hut
The Unabomber’s cabin
Our Deathwatch Tour continues…
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