humor in a jugular vein
Mad Magazine
What, me worry?
Stoicism
Cynicism
The cost of everything and the value of nothing
“I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?”
That’s highway robbery.
Dick Turpin
And still of a winter’s night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
A highwayman comes riding—
Riding—riding—
A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.
Holiday Inn
“For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973.” (Frank Zappa)
Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow … (also Frank Zappa, from the album ‘Apostrophe’)
-“BB”-
sage advice
sage pork tenderloin
parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
coriander, fennel, flax and nutmeg
Right though the five hole
How to find the sweet spot.
Pooh’s hunny pot