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Freddie the Freeloader
Freddie Mercury
mercury thermometer
Mercury Theatre
Mercury Cougar
The Sign of the Cat
Caturday!
You can’t hope for much on a year that starts on a Monday, has Valentine’s Day on Ash Wednesday, and Easter on April Fool’s Day.
Pessimism
The pessimist says “things can’t possibly get any worse.”
The optimist says “of course they can !”
An optimist walks into an optometrist’s office and asks for directions to the ophthalmologist.
“Your light was on.”
Norm Macdonald
Old MacDonald Had a Farm
E I E I O!
And on this farm an error occurred, and the bot wouldn’t recognize the refrain.
Unix error codes
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Dope is down!
Get down, get funky, get up again!