Me and My Arrow
Hawkeye
Over land, over sea,
We fight to make men free,
Of danger we don’t care…
We’re Blackhawks!
Norris Division
Chuck Norris
Chuck roast
celebrity roast
“On Moonlighting, I played a former model, which I was, and Bruce played an asshole, which he is. Bruce and I were really attracted to each other…we had our ups and downs, just not the ins and outs. It was perfect formula for success. We may not have had a conversation in 30 years, but we’ll have something more important. Residuals.” -Cybill Shepherd
You’re like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.
— Greg Giraldo roasting Flavor Flav
You Can Never Be Too Rich or Too Thin.
Half-wrong advice
Free advice - worth every cent
I know a man named Otis who invented a room
And his heart was filled with pride
I said to Mr. Otis, “What does your room do?”
He said, “It goes from side to side.”
So I said, “Mr. Otis, if you take my advice
You’ll be the richest man in town
You gotta take that room that goes from side to side
And make it go up and down.”
And that was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing, and it’s worth the price
I sincerely doubt
That the world could do without
My good advice
–Allan Sherman
Elevators
Aerosmith
Dude looks like an (ugly) lady
Dude ranch
City Slickers
Slickerty Sam
Sam Adams