rocky
Rocky Raccoon
Checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s Bible
Rocky had come
Equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his riva
Rival Crock-Pot
A Crock O’ Blips, Now
What a crock!
Beau Geste
Gunga Din
“Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga … gunga, gunga lagunga.”
-“BB”-
“Ah, he’s drunk.”
“And you’re ugly!”
“Yeah, but I’ll be sober in the morning.”
“I’ve got a hangover. Who knows what that means?”
“Doesn’t that mean you’re drunk?”
“No. It means I was drunk yesterday.”
…all my troubles were so far away…
Long Distance Runaround
Ma Bell
Is this the party to whom I am speaking?
Edith Ann
Dith Pran
Hanoi Hilton
Paris Hilton