legalese
The party of the first part
And the party of the next
Were partly participled. In a sparsely covered text.
If you have been a victim of…
Heinous ellipsis crime !
What… the… heck?
.Sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Off with their heads!
Ff ith heir eads!
Spellcheck
Cauldron bubblementness.
When shall we (one, two…) three meet again?
Meet me halfway?
Meet me in St. Louis
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley,
Ding, ding, ding went the bell,
Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings,
From the moment I saw him I fell.
World’s Fair
World’s Finest
pine pollen
GNC… 
Marten Crane
Marion Crane