Free Association v2.0 (Part 1)

Glücklich zu sehen; Je suis enchanté; Happy to see you.
Bleibe, reste, stay!

Did you see Eddie Remayne’s performance at the Tonys?

Not a chance.

Nevah hoid of 'im.

(Truly, I had to google Remayne to see if I could figure out what the good Professor’s “association” was. Synchronicity?)

Not that Danish girl again?

He’s no fantastic beast, let me tell you!

He has a theory about everything, though.

Unified field theory

Theory of Everything.

Miss Anne Elk:
[looks round again] Where? Oh, what is my theory? This is it. [clears her throat at length] My theory that belongs to me is as follows. [clears her throat very noisily and violently] This is how it goes. The next thing I’m going to say is my theory. Ready?

‘Thrust’ Presenter:
[exasperated] Yes.

Miss Anne Elk:
My theory by A. Elk, brackets, Miss, brackets. This theory goes as follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle, and the thin again at the far end. That is my theory, it is mine, and it belongs to me, and I own it, and what it is, too.

Genius!

Mensa

Look at big brain there!

Brain in a vat

Mr. Larry’s Toast on a Stick

Gannet on a stick!

Is it dead? Poke it with a stick.

Don’t throw it out! It might be Odo.

never mind

in utero