word salad
alphabet soup
Now I know my ABCs, next time won’t you sing with me?
The ‘p’ is running down my leg!
bootlegger
Copperhead Road
Demon Copperhead
Dickens goes to Hell
What the dickens?
Where’s my chickens?
I dream of a world in which a chicken can cross a road and not have its motives questioned.
Road runner, the coyote’s after you.
Eureka! That’s it! Earthquake pills!!
Charles F. Richter
Fr. Giuseppe Mercalli
Fr. Guido Sarducci
Friar Tuck
Tuck Everlasting
Everlasting gobstoppers
“Shut your festering gob, you twit!”