It doesn’t really feel like September until Walmart puts out its Christmas decorations.
Shopping season
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long
Could you be more dramatic?
Et tu, Brute?
Brute et tu? I thought they were supposed to be one apiece?
Rationing
Pi
Pi r squared? No, pie are round.
Cornbread are squared.
Shortening bead is better
Mama’s little baby loves shortnin’, bread
Three little children lyin’ in bed, two most sick and other near dead.
Two old maids, lyin’ in a bed,
One rolled over and the other one said…
-“BB”-
There were ten in the bed
And the little one said,
“Roll over! Roll over!”
So they all rolled over
And one fell out
Boeing door plug
The B52s
The National Museum of the U.S. Air Force Wright-Patterson Air Force Base
(Saw the B52 Stratofortess there a few years ago and it was HUGE)
Evergreen International Aviation (with absolutely nothing to do with the CIA, wink wink)
“I had a friend who was an airline pilot. Once, he offered to give me a ride, but for absolutely no reason, he waited 45 minutes before backing out of his driveway.” - Steven Wright
I just flew in from Boston and my arms got tired.