N is for nothing! Nothing, do you hear me? Nothing!
O is for O MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!
P is for Pat, who was skeletonized by piranhas
Q
R is for “really? did you just break up that set?” 
S is for “Silly, I just won a bet.”
I will step up to the plate and say, “Q is for Quentin, who questioned the quokkas.”
and in play –
T is for Trisha, who tattled and told.
-“BB”-
S is for Suzanne, terminated with extreme prejudice by SEAL Team Six
Playing off:
U is for Ulysses, who Used the Trojan Horse
V is for Velma, vivisected in verse
W is for Wolfgang, who howled at the moon
X is for Xena, who did Gabrielle a boon
Y is for poor Yorick, who, alas, Horatio, I knew to be a dick
Z is for Zelda who hazed zebras in the zoo.
Gorey
Illustrator Edward St. John _____
Nova Scotia
“O Canada” 
Oh Calcutta!
Black hole