Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them
-Lou Holtz
Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
…attributed to Mark Twain, Benjamin Disraeli, and countless others
-“BB”-
There’s a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who understand math, and those who don’t.
Two out of three ain’t bad.
Meatloaf
For dinner again?
Pass the ketchup, please.
Is ketchup a vegetable?
School lunch guidelines
Reagan Administration
Food and Drug Administration
The EPA
The SBD (looks around with a deadpan face)
The Society for Higher Intellectual Thought
-“BB”-
cinnamon
buns.
of steel