Jerkules
Vishnu
India
inks!
Inky Dinky Parley Vous!
That voodoo you do
That Thing You Do
Stop that, or you’ll go blind
Can I just do it until I need glasses?
Bifocals
They have their ups and downs.
elevators
The 13th Floor Elevators
Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator
chocolate out the whazoo
Hot snakes!
Snakes On a Plane
plane geometry
Captain Queeg’s geometric logic
Strawberry thieves forever.