“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” - Steven Wright
Bucky Goldstein
deadpan
Jack Benny
violin
concerto
Too Baroque for my tastes.
Peter Schickele
Peter Pumpernickel
raisin cinnamon
raisin’ children
Raising cain
Adam and Eve
Blue Lagoon
Pretty Baby
(Grandma) Sheila Porter
Porterhouse steak
Porter Wagoner’s house
Dolly Parton
Personal flotation device