Free Association v2.0 (Part 1)

The Infinite Improbability Drive was a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a mere nothingth of a second, without “tedious mucking about in hyperspace.”

It was discovered by lucky chance and then developed into a governable form of propulsion by the Galactic Government’s research centre on Dick. As soon as the drive reaches infinite Improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe simultaneously. An incredible range of highly improbable things can happen due to these effects.

It was installed on the Starship Heart of Gold, and both the ship and the drive were unveiled by then-President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox.

definition

[ˌdefəˈniSH(ə)n]

NOUN

  1. a statement of the exact meaning of a word, especially in a dictionary.

tautology

Self-referential

Will Self.

William Shatner

Beam Me Up Scotty

There’s no intelligent life down here

Dumb as a box of rocks

Dumb enough to by a box of Pet Rocks

Dum dum dum,
dum dum dumdum diddly dum.

(sung to the tune of some tune)

bullets

Another mass shooting.

Thoughts and prayers

Gun reform laws

The second amendment.

seconds out, round it up to the nearest whole integer.

Whole numbers and integers are not exactly the same thing.

I was told there would be no math…?

Who told you that? There’s always math!