Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Chin up
chinny chin chin
Goatee
soul patch
grunge
Could use a nice bath, now couldn’t ya?
Ring around the tub
Ring around the collar!
Tide detergent
Tide Pod Challenge
To the escape pod!
“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.”
I’m sorry, Dave.
“Dave’s not here, man.”
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
This is between you, me, and Mr. Soon To Be Spending the Rest of His Short Ass Life in Agonizing Pain, Rapist here.
I’ma get medieval on your ass.
“Put them in the iron maiden”
“Not the comfy chair!”