“Welcome to the state fair of Texas!”
Cotton Bowl
Candy floss
Whipped Cream & Other Delights
Whip it! Whip it good!
Dare to be stupid!
Weird Al
Bob Rivers
Church of the River Phoenix
Joachim Phoenix’s name used to be Leaf.
So many leaves fall down in October
And all that foliage clogs my gutter
Leaves are falling all around, time I was on my way.
Nash Rambler
I’ll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep, beep beep, his horn went beep beep beep!
Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Walla Walla! Slowly, I turned…
Here I am, Fozzie Bear! To tell you jokes both old and rare! Wokka Wokka Wokka!
That’ll do, bear. That’ll do.