vegetarian
salad bar
Rabbit food
Easter Bunny
Dying potatoes because eggs are too expensive/scarce. Did anyone really do this?
Scaring kids with trading cards of your assassination attempt.
John Wilkes Booth
“Booth had flair, panache - a leap to the stage after he shot Lincoln.”
My pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’ if you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”
Alcoholism
“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”
“It’s five o’clock somewhere.”
Jimmy Buffett
Old Country Buffet
All you can eat.
“That’s not a man. It’s a merciless eating machine!”
(tick… tick… tick…) Hooper…
Tick, Tick… Boom!
boom boom acka lacka boom
Walk the Dinosaur