Armstrong Flooring
Louis Armstrong
Ella Fitzgerald
Bessie Smith
Billie Holiday
Etta James
Alberta Hunter
Grandma Moses
…only took up painting 'cause her arthritis made it too hard to embroider.
Embroidery: Art made by stabbing something over and over again.
…otherwise known as tenderizing.
Hammers
~Max
Cat’s Butt Hammer
Gonna name my next cat “Thor.”
Tripler
I have no sigline to supplement this one. 
I thort I saw a puddy tat!
Sufferin’ Succotash
creamed corn
corn on the cob
butter spreader
Swedish juniper butter knife